Thursday, December 21, 2006
Harold's 6 Piece Dance....
I LOVE IT!!...*lol*
"I'm real hungry/I want some chicken/I want some chicken"
"They lookin at my Harold's/But I don't care/Harold's is just too good to share"
"Can I have some?"
"You can kiss my ass/I ain't sharing shit/I'm about to smash/"
On the real, I smacked a nigga, for tryna grab one of my wings...
He had mild sauce on his face...*lol*
Monday, December 18, 2006
CARMELO hits like a BITCH...*lol*
ROBMACK!!!!
I watched this over and over, play by play, in slow motion, from every possible angle.
JR (cold ass) SMITH,gets fouled by hoe ass Marty bougish ass Collins.
Hoe ass flagrant foul.
JR, gets in dude grill.
Then this hoe ass nigga, that ain't have "shit to do with shine".
Nate Robinson, come get up all in they demo....
Grabbin all up on my guy JR...talkin big shit!
Now he wanna push on people.
Melo came through and throat pushed that nigga.
JR gets pulled back, Robinson throws a punch at JR.
JR rush that nigga.
JR was getting his ass whupped.....*lol*
He got a few in though...
Najera comes to pull niggas back, break up the fight.
Melo comes in pushin niggas the fuck up off, his buddie.
He threw that bitch ass nigga, Channing Frye on his ass and he ain't even do shit....but "Walk it Out"....*lol*
To make it a fair one, Melo slapped the nigga Collins with a closed fist...*lol*
That shit was LOUD as hell.
But Collins wasn't lookin...*lol*
Camby was grabbin Melo by his collar, bout to get him rushed by Jeffries.
Melo got Camby off him and backed the fuck up, but he ain't run, he stood a few feet away.
Camby and Jeffries got tripped up.
Robinson ready to throw them thangs at Melo.
He ran, then stood behind one of the protective "officials".
I'm mad he ain't even knock the nigga out.
Collins got knocked down by one of the "officials",who was holding him back.
Melo ain't even faze the nigga, and it was a cheap shot....*lol*
For all those games he will miss, he should've knocked SOMEBODY the FUCK OUT, instead of bitch punchin them....and running...
He shoulda popped Jeffries ass, for chargin him...
I like how Robinson was ready to kick it off...
He was ready to knock Melo ass out, had he tried to bitch punch him...
I watched this over and over, play by play, in slow motion, from every possible angle.
JR (cold ass) SMITH,gets fouled by hoe ass Marty bougish ass Collins.
Hoe ass flagrant foul.
JR, gets in dude grill.
Then this hoe ass nigga, that ain't have "shit to do with shine".
Nate Robinson, come get up all in they demo....
Grabbin all up on my guy JR...talkin big shit!
Now he wanna push on people.
Melo came through and throat pushed that nigga.
JR gets pulled back, Robinson throws a punch at JR.
JR rush that nigga.
JR was getting his ass whupped.....*lol*
He got a few in though...
Najera comes to pull niggas back, break up the fight.
Melo comes in pushin niggas the fuck up off, his buddie.
He threw that bitch ass nigga, Channing Frye on his ass and he ain't even do shit....but "Walk it Out"....*lol*
To make it a fair one, Melo slapped the nigga Collins with a closed fist...*lol*
That shit was LOUD as hell.
But Collins wasn't lookin...*lol*
Camby was grabbin Melo by his collar, bout to get him rushed by Jeffries.
Melo got Camby off him and backed the fuck up, but he ain't run, he stood a few feet away.
Camby and Jeffries got tripped up.
Robinson ready to throw them thangs at Melo.
He ran, then stood behind one of the protective "officials".
I'm mad he ain't even knock the nigga out.
Collins got knocked down by one of the "officials",who was holding him back.
Melo ain't even faze the nigga, and it was a cheap shot....*lol*
For all those games he will miss, he should've knocked SOMEBODY the FUCK OUT, instead of bitch punchin them....and running...
He shoulda popped Jeffries ass, for chargin him...
I like how Robinson was ready to kick it off...
He was ready to knock Melo ass out, had he tried to bitch punch him...
Friday, December 15, 2006
This is one of my favorite movies of all time.
The Education of Sonny Carson.
"I got a message for Smokie..."
Ghostface used this for several of his interludes on the Ironman album.
"Just me and you muthafucka just me and you, I'll put trademarks around yo fuckin eyes..."
"I got yo sucka fo ya..."
This how it all jumps off...
Roger Hill (Cyrus-Warriors) is so lame to me.Hoe ass nigga...he get on my nerve in this movie, his weak ass, and I'm not just saying that cause he light skinned.
"Hey boy, the nigga whole style is chump..."-Ghostface "Ironman"
This the scene right before they go to war....
This movie is a classic must see, if you don't know, find out...
The Education of Sonny Carson.
"I got a message for Smokie..."
Ghostface used this for several of his interludes on the Ironman album.
"Just me and you muthafucka just me and you, I'll put trademarks around yo fuckin eyes..."
"I got yo sucka fo ya..."
This how it all jumps off...
Roger Hill (Cyrus-Warriors) is so lame to me.Hoe ass nigga...he get on my nerve in this movie, his weak ass, and I'm not just saying that cause he light skinned.
"Hey boy, the nigga whole style is chump..."-Ghostface "Ironman"
This the scene right before they go to war....
This movie is a classic must see, if you don't know, find out...
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Yaknowha I'm Talkinbout...
*Its sunny, 70 degrees, the bees are still out, and its December!!!
* I love Texas weather....
*I used to think Trick Daddy was fine......now ......he look bougish...
*I bet yall like he always looked bougish.....
*True, I find the beauty in a person deemed less attractive...
*Beauty is in the eye of the beholder....
*As long as, they are not grotesquesly ugly......
* I refuse to participate in Christmas functions(Secret Santa, Parties, etc.)
*Now I will cook and I will bless my son, but thats the extent of my holiday spirits, call me Scrooge....
*With today's rap artists, I should put some bullshit together, exploit the community, and sound ignorant, while I rap about aiding in the destruction of my community. That's simple.....
*Talk about some rims, some ice, my clothes, my hoes, my cars, slangin, bangin, my grill, my scrill, and how gangsta I am.....
*What about how to get outta that mindstate, investments, owning property, upliftment, and economic parity, shit that really matters??
*What fucks me up is how this is all my generation absorbs.
*They sleep, eat and shit, this bullshit....to emulate it.
*Most ain't even none of the shit they try to emulate....
*So now we left with a bunch of young punks who think they hard, cause they ain't never lived a day in that life, but cause they got so crunk off a song, they really think they bout it, bout it.
*Now errbody think ice and rims is whats happening.....
*Everybody wanna be a drug dealer....
*Everybody wanna be a gangsta.....
*REAL TALK, I LOVE majority of these DOWN SOUTH BEATS!!!!
*"And I LUV IT!"-Young Jeezy
*I can also relate to rap, every nigga a know, with an exception of a few, lived that life.
*They don't have time to write about it cause they living it....
*But also, they would rather have a different life...
*A product of their enviroment?????
*Why is it that southerners don't like East Coast, Midwest rap?
*Is it because it is more "hip-hop" based?
*I've noticed, most people don't like hip-hop, because the lyrics make you sit and ponder or they just don't know what dude talkin bout.
*Hell, I didn't know what southern rap artists were talkin bout, til I listened and gave it a chance.....
*I said all that to say, I'm feeling that new Z-Ro, Young Jeezy, Clipse, Jay-Z, Game, Snoop, Nas......
*HOW ABOUT DEM BEARS???
*I'm on some other shit.....I'll tell yall about it later....
*Once I notice a difference or succeed at it, I'll tell yall about it then....
* I love Texas weather....
*I used to think Trick Daddy was fine......now ......he look bougish...
*I bet yall like he always looked bougish.....
*True, I find the beauty in a person deemed less attractive...
*Beauty is in the eye of the beholder....
*As long as, they are not grotesquesly ugly......
* I refuse to participate in Christmas functions(Secret Santa, Parties, etc.)
*Now I will cook and I will bless my son, but thats the extent of my holiday spirits, call me Scrooge....
*With today's rap artists, I should put some bullshit together, exploit the community, and sound ignorant, while I rap about aiding in the destruction of my community. That's simple.....
*Talk about some rims, some ice, my clothes, my hoes, my cars, slangin, bangin, my grill, my scrill, and how gangsta I am.....
*What about how to get outta that mindstate, investments, owning property, upliftment, and economic parity, shit that really matters??
*What fucks me up is how this is all my generation absorbs.
*They sleep, eat and shit, this bullshit....to emulate it.
*Most ain't even none of the shit they try to emulate....
*So now we left with a bunch of young punks who think they hard, cause they ain't never lived a day in that life, but cause they got so crunk off a song, they really think they bout it, bout it.
*Now errbody think ice and rims is whats happening.....
*Everybody wanna be a drug dealer....
*Everybody wanna be a gangsta.....
*REAL TALK, I LOVE majority of these DOWN SOUTH BEATS!!!!
*"And I LUV IT!"-Young Jeezy
*I can also relate to rap, every nigga a know, with an exception of a few, lived that life.
*They don't have time to write about it cause they living it....
*But also, they would rather have a different life...
*A product of their enviroment?????
*Why is it that southerners don't like East Coast, Midwest rap?
*Is it because it is more "hip-hop" based?
*I've noticed, most people don't like hip-hop, because the lyrics make you sit and ponder or they just don't know what dude talkin bout.
*Hell, I didn't know what southern rap artists were talkin bout, til I listened and gave it a chance.....
*I said all that to say, I'm feeling that new Z-Ro, Young Jeezy, Clipse, Jay-Z, Game, Snoop, Nas......
*HOW ABOUT DEM BEARS???
*I'm on some other shit.....I'll tell yall about it later....
*Once I notice a difference or succeed at it, I'll tell yall about it then....
Thursday, December 07, 2006
LIKE MAN!!!
*"Saaaayyyyy"
*"Bro"
*"My binfolk"
*"That corn"
*"Swangin"
*"Spurrr"
*"Whats up wit it?"
*"Haa'land Hills" (Highland Hills)
*"Triple D BITCH!!!"
*"Kno'wha'I'talkin'bout"
*I ain't been on shit, but trying to adapt to my surroundings.
*Even though folks laugh at my accent...
*Land a substantial job.
*Cause I despise my current job, it sucks big cock...but it pays the bills...
*Fail at dealing with one of my many vices.
*Anticipating better days...
*"This can't be life....this can't be love....."
*I need a masterplan....
*I have my goals set in mind, but I can't see how they will come to fruition....
*"Its gonna take a miracle"-Deniece Williams
*I applied for a job as a correctional officer....
*The job with the city, called me back....
*I can't wait til March, so it can be hot outside again....
*I'm just glad the cold isn't bitter....
*At least its bearable....
*Chitown wind chill will make a nigga quit smoking squares......
*Failing to deal with my many vices, I'm BUSTED!!!, right now....so Imma sign off ...
*"Bro"
*"My binfolk"
*"That corn"
*"Swangin"
*"Spurrr"
*"Whats up wit it?"
*"Haa'land Hills" (Highland Hills)
*"Triple D BITCH!!!"
*"Kno'wha'I'talkin'bout"
*I ain't been on shit, but trying to adapt to my surroundings.
*Even though folks laugh at my accent...
*Land a substantial job.
*Cause I despise my current job, it sucks big cock...but it pays the bills...
*Fail at dealing with one of my many vices.
*Anticipating better days...
*"This can't be life....this can't be love....."
*I need a masterplan....
*I have my goals set in mind, but I can't see how they will come to fruition....
*"Its gonna take a miracle"-Deniece Williams
*I applied for a job as a correctional officer....
*The job with the city, called me back....
*I can't wait til March, so it can be hot outside again....
*I'm just glad the cold isn't bitter....
*At least its bearable....
*Chitown wind chill will make a nigga quit smoking squares......
*Failing to deal with my many vices, I'm BUSTED!!!, right now....so Imma sign off ...
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Thursday, November 30, 2006
RANDOM UPDATE
*That shit is so HOT!!!!.....
*Yall sleepin on Hassan, he got flows...
* I was sleepin on Hassan....
*"Hassan, Hassan, Hassan,Hassan, Hassan, cause he spits HOT FIRE!!"
*The beat is the "COLDEST"
*Its cold as hell outside...
*SIKE!!!
*I've been colder....
*They was actin like it was really cold outside....
*" It's a cold winter/Y'all niggaz better bundle up/And I bet it be a hotter summer/..."-Freeway
*What they kno bout 3,4, maybe even five layers of clothing?...
*And tempurtures of 15 degrees with a WIND CHILL of -1.
*They don't even talk about WIND CHILL down here...
*I was hoping they closed my job today, due to the freezing rain and non-sticking snow....
*I'm built for this....
*A Hoodie, a thermal, a tee, hat and my jacket...and I'm woody....
*My job so ghetto...and so am I, right along wit it...
*They say I talk white....
*I can't help that I annuciate all my syllables, even slang and chopped up words...*lol*
*Thanks Ms. Sharpe(my ghetto ass Freshman English teacher love her to death)...
*I am so manish...
*I need to quit....
*Before I catch a sexual harrassment lawshit...
*Sike, they want me to harrass them...sexually...
*There's an 90% chance I won't harrass them sexually the way they want...
*Does that make me a dick-tease?...*lol*
*Puddy and I broke up again and this time its forreal....*lol*
*No seriously....
*He think he still in high school...
*I forgot how to act when I was in high school...
*He crept up on me, saw a dude's email and went off the deep end...
*Granted, he's very attractive and been tryna get at me...
*Granted we be "blowin big on lunch, living in da sky" at lunchtime...*lol*
*I gotta "live in da sky" on that dumb ass phone, dealing with them dumb ass people....fuckin pricks....
*However, I had no intentions on fuckin with dude on that level....
*Although he shot his shot....
*Puddy text messaging me at 3am......talkin shit....
*I tell that lil nigga get ya mind right and ya game tight, the next morning...
*Not thats words exactly, add a lot of [expletives] and then you got it...
*The night before, he's having wet dreams about me....
*We talkin bout gettin it on and poppin....
*Then this....
*I quit playin this bullshit...
*"They are what we thought they were..."-Dennis Green (Cardinals Coach)
*He is what I know he was...a stoopid lil boy....
*I'll holla at him in bout 9 more years when he got a lil more game about himself.....
*JERK!!!
*I can't believe I dated someone with a "Booty-Do"....*lol*
*I was really dating a huge cock, and boy will I miss it....
"You kno you give good brain like you graduated from a good school"
-Weezy Fuckin Baby and Please Say Da Fuckin Baby
****EDITED***** Dec.4 2006 1:23am
*We got back together.....but he got fired.
*Thats so sad, I'm gone miss him at work....
*Walking pass my desk, flashing me looks....
*Leaving notes on my desk....
*Now who's gonna get my ice?....
*Work ain't the same without him....
*Now who will help me get through the monotony of work?....
*He ain't the finest or the sexiest (he's skinny like Snoop Dogg)...but I like his swagger, his style, his country and his views on religion....he too young to think like he does...
*Plus he "a nigga that ain't never had shit...."-Juvenile
*I can't fuck wit silver spoon fed ass niggas.....I can't relate....
*Why can't I sleep? Why am I not, looking forward to going to work....and Who am I dreaming about, when I am sleep?
****I took the pic away, GeorgiaPeach roasted to so bad...*lol* I ain't trippin, she ain't the only one....****
I really cut for dude......
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
THANKSGIVING WEEKEND UPDATE
SweetPotato Pie, Rolls, Cranberry Sauce
2 Whole Lemon/Rosemary Chickens, Yams, Gravy, Macaroni Bake, Dressing...
Dressing, Mac Bake, Potato Salad w/ Deviled Eggs
The Chicken Fell right off da bones...
I Began cooking Wednesday night after I got off of work at 8pm.
I stayed up til 6am preparing the food and cleaning.
I woke up Thursday at 1230pm to complete my feast at 7pm.
So yes I was tired and then I had to work the next day....
RobMack came to the D and I ain't even get to kick it with him....
Sorry Rob, I had all intentions on doing something Sunday, but some shit went down at the crib on Sunday and is still going down....
I can't talk about it here....but sometimes I wonder, I should have stuck it out in the Chi or tore my ass to Minnesota as planned....
Right now, I'm between a rock and a hard place....
I contemplated suicide....but it was only a thought, I could never leave my son behind...
Nor will I let SATAN defeat me....
But I can say this, I'm not afraid to die....
Speaking of death, RIP Trizzy, she was a beautiful person inside and out....she will be missed!
Her insightfulness, her joy, passion, and loving spirit.
I didn't know her personally but my heart sinks just to know she isn't with us anymore...
Derry's father also passed this weekend....
Which made me ponder..
My parents may not be my favorite people in my life and vice versa, but I wouldn't know what to do without them......
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Sunday, November 19, 2006
Friday, November 17, 2006
1 WORD
So I received a text, telling me to describe a person in one word.
Then forward to 20 people and see how many responses you get....
Responses:
Different
Fiery- Hassan
Freak
Crazy
Resilient
Beautiful-My cousin the Marine, he returned safely from Iraq!
Beautiful inside and out-GeorgiaPeach.
Stunning-My daddy (Stuntin like my daddy..*lol*)
***SNEAKY****
Fine...
Blog Fam, describe me in one word.... I'll love to hear your responses....
Then forward to 20 people and see how many responses you get....
Responses:
Different
Fiery- Hassan
Freak
Crazy
Resilient
Beautiful-My cousin the Marine, he returned safely from Iraq!
Beautiful inside and out-GeorgiaPeach.
Stunning-My daddy (Stuntin like my daddy..*lol*)
***SNEAKY****
Fine...
Blog Fam, describe me in one word.... I'll love to hear your responses....
Thursday, November 16, 2006
JUST PICS
My homemade, "Chili con Carne".....
I took a pic cause I thought it was so picturesque.
It tasted better, than it looked...
Imma stop callin my dad, dad, he for now on, is my big brother....BTW, I hate this pic of me...so I had to post this one... I could pass for a boy, can't I?....*lol*
Ok, now my dad, i mean big bro, looks silly in this pic... I had to even it out....
I look so hard on this pic...hard as in, stud, dyke-ish....The sun was in my eyes, but I do look like this when shit is bothering me, maybe a bit more troubled.
Thats all for now, I have more pics, but......
Well.....
Ya know....
Those ain't foe everybody....
Sunday, November 12, 2006
DAMN ITS BEEN 11 Days
*A picture of a picture....
*Yall see my tan?
*Me and Kaeven, have the same nose....
*He's so beautiful....
*His bad ass, he broke my phone....
*It was halfway almost broke, but he completely broke it.
*Now I gotta get a new second phone.
*I don't have bankers hours so my time on the blog is very limited.
*Also considering, I can't use the internet at work....
*Where did I leave off last?
*November 1st
*Puddy #2, the youngin and I got back together....*lol*
*So he was upset about me leaving him at the bus stop, telling him to erase my number, and return my picture.
*So after exchanging words through text messaging....I tell him I'm coming over his house and I'm spending the night.
*He still tries to act hard, but in the long run, it was a go....
*I meet him at the train station and we take the long trek to OakCliff....
*Upon arrival, he tells me his sister was asking about me, and to top it off, his mother seems happy to see me, greeting me with a hug....
*She tells me not to go in his room yet, so she can clean it first....
*??????????????????????????????????????????????????????
*Anyway....*lol*
*We chill and smoke blunts in the living room.....
*I felt at home, hell they ghetto as hell.
*So everything was all good....
*You know how some mothers want mama's boys, and try to control they life.
*Nah, he love his "T-Jones" to death, but she just on her own little demo....
*We get nasty and I have to keep it down, cause his mother is in her room, which is across the hall.
*Especially in the early morning, while people are sleeping, namely his mother, in the adjoining room.
*Don't you just love, crusty eye booger, slobby, mornin' breath mouth, sneaky, keep it down people are sleeping,before you go to work, sex??????.....*lol*
*Just don't breathe in my face and I won't breathe in yours....okay?
*lol*
*We break up for 2 days, make up...
*Then we broke up again, cause I cussed him out something bad, cause he tried to cuss me....*lol*
*Two days later, the first day he ignored me, the next day I ignored him. Now he wants to talk........
*We kiss and make up.
*Guess who's at the store, privy to our making up.....
*Yes, him again....He calls my name.....
*I knew I heard someone calling me......
*He calls my phone 10 mins later, "BITCH IMMA KILL YOU!.....thats that same nigga from last time"
*THE NEXT DAY
*He kills that pussy.....
*He made sweet love to me, like I never had it before.....mmmmmmm...nice, slow and nasty.....*lol*
*I return to work, high from dick and weed.
*Some attractive guy rubs my hand as he shakes it.
*Youngin sees, and now is mad at me....*lol*
*I tell him some good shit, and its all good again.
*Til I tell him no mo pussy.....cause I'm not having sex til I lose some weight....I'm fat....where I shouldn't be fat...
*Which brings us to today....
*I jogged 30 minutes, lifted some weights and did some situps....
*I gotta stay lookin young so I can pull the young ones.....*lol*
My running shoes are the best.....I still can't run 30 minutes straight, just cause I have them on....
*The BEARS play the GIANTS, with Tiki Barber fine ass, that nigga dat deal.
*The BEARS lost their first game....7-1.....and I hope this isn't the second....
*They way the GIANTS whupped on the COWBOYS, I'm a little scared....
*Well, I have to go put my dick beaters to work....
*I got to start twisting my hair.....
*Oh lord....
*OH YEA, I FORGOT
*The Punisher aka the old Puddy, texts me in the late booty call hours of the night wanting me to explain why I flipped out on him....
*I should just tell him, it wasn't me, that was Insanely...
*Now he is mad at me cause I don't want to talk about it, and cause I sent him those naked pics....
*lol*
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Rap vs Old School
*Rap is destroying our youth, in turn, destroying the bond between male/female relationships.
*Niggas and rap don't love females no more....
*"I hate you BITCH"-Z Ro
*What happened to the days when all niggas talked about was loving they woman, or how they were so heartbroken that they women left them...
*Where are the days when men weren't afraid to proclaim their love for their woman, without looking or feeling soft, for being in love.
*"Its You That I Need"-Enchantment
*"My Whole World Ended"-David Ruffin
*Speaking of David Ruffin, David Ruffin Jr. is fine as hell!
*"I Want A Love I Can Feel"-Temptations
*"Its All Over"- Ohio Players
*I mean damn, even Slick Rick pimpin ass, ain't afraid to rap love songs of being heartbroken..
*"Mistakes of a Woman in Love with Other Men"- Slick Rick
*Rap got niggas mentality all fucked up.
*They think they pimps, we don't love these hoes, etc.
*The New Puddy
*The Old Puddy will be referred to as the Punisher...
*Those of you who watch Seinfeld, knows that Elaine and Puddy always break up, to make up.
*Thats me and the 19 year old.
*We get into a petty argument and not talk to each other...
*Then the next day, we play a game of basketball and we cool again.
*I call it "Love and Basketball".
*But this time, I think he is really hurt.
*I told him, "We on Ice".
*The next day he doesn't speak to me all day.
*So since he ignored me all day, I went into FUCK IT mode.
*I had to speak to Pooby about some business..so I had him to meet me at the bus stop after work.
*"We don't talk on the phone cause it might stick/Gotta play for the 7 call it Mike Vick"-Young Jeezy
*Mind you since he didn't speak to me all day, I didn't think he was riding the bus home with me, but he did and he saw me talking to Pooby, as well as, hug him as a greeting and a goodbye.
*To top it all off, this dude at work, that he suspected me of liking, pulled up to the bus stop (once I was done conducting business with Pooby) and offered me a ride home.
*So now young'n is standing at the bus stop all alone, watching me drive off with some other nigga.
*Well he should never ignored me all day....
*"I will not be ignored!"
*Now he's really not talking to me...he'll get over it.
*Besides, he's still young, he still don't "know his booty from his butthole"...*lol*
*Thats just so funny to me.
*There's this white guy at work who is kinda cute to me.
*He tried to roast me and call me Andelle from "The Parkers"
*So I called him, "Sir Cul de Sac" cause thats how his receding hairline looks...
*Everyone who was privy and who knew what a Cul de sac was, died from laughter.
*It hurt his feelings so much he cut his head bald...*lol*
*My dad says he will kick me out if I date a white guy and if a white guy comes to his house for me, he's gonna fuck him up...
*I doubt I can sleep with a white guy, but whats wrong with kickin it...
*Ok, I'm waiting for yall to say, I sold out...
*But I didn't and I won't....
*Why was this gay ass, dick in da booty ass white dude, on the bus with his boxer shorts on backwards? His nasty ass....*LMAO*
*Am I crazy or what?
* I let my dad and my son take turns punching me in the stomach and the arms....
*I'm a glutton for pain.
*Kaeven got a nice punch on him...
*My arms and stomach weren't sore the next day surprisingly....but I did feel a slight sting while they were punching me.
*I talked to the first Puddy, aka The Punisher, yesterday, after weeks and weeks of text messaging convos, drunk texting on both of our behalf, and playing phone tag.
*I sent him a picture of my bald shaven vagina...*lol*
*Yall were right, when yall said he'll come around....
*But I got my plate full right now...
*I hate that the Virgo is married, so he's off limits but he won't leave me alone...
*The guy who drove me home last night, is an R&B nigga, so he's the lovey dovey type...
*I can't be with him, I know I will do him wrong, cause I can tell by his walk, he's not holdin where its supposed to be swollen...
*Is it cool to say I'm in love/lust with a 19 year old?
*Well I am...too bad.
*Rap is destroying our youth, in turn, destroying the bond between male/female relationships.
*Niggas and rap don't love females no more....
*"I hate you BITCH"-Z Ro
*What happened to the days when all niggas talked about was loving they woman, or how they were so heartbroken that they women left them...
*Where are the days when men weren't afraid to proclaim their love for their woman, without looking or feeling soft, for being in love.
*"Its You That I Need"-Enchantment
*"My Whole World Ended"-David Ruffin
*Speaking of David Ruffin, David Ruffin Jr. is fine as hell!
*"I Want A Love I Can Feel"-Temptations
*"Its All Over"- Ohio Players
*I mean damn, even Slick Rick pimpin ass, ain't afraid to rap love songs of being heartbroken..
*"Mistakes of a Woman in Love with Other Men"- Slick Rick
*Rap got niggas mentality all fucked up.
*They think they pimps, we don't love these hoes, etc.
*The New Puddy
*The Old Puddy will be referred to as the Punisher...
*Those of you who watch Seinfeld, knows that Elaine and Puddy always break up, to make up.
*Thats me and the 19 year old.
*We get into a petty argument and not talk to each other...
*Then the next day, we play a game of basketball and we cool again.
*I call it "Love and Basketball".
*But this time, I think he is really hurt.
*I told him, "We on Ice".
*The next day he doesn't speak to me all day.
*So since he ignored me all day, I went into FUCK IT mode.
*I had to speak to Pooby about some business..so I had him to meet me at the bus stop after work.
*"We don't talk on the phone cause it might stick/Gotta play for the 7 call it Mike Vick"-Young Jeezy
*Mind you since he didn't speak to me all day, I didn't think he was riding the bus home with me, but he did and he saw me talking to Pooby, as well as, hug him as a greeting and a goodbye.
*To top it all off, this dude at work, that he suspected me of liking, pulled up to the bus stop (once I was done conducting business with Pooby) and offered me a ride home.
*So now young'n is standing at the bus stop all alone, watching me drive off with some other nigga.
*Well he should never ignored me all day....
*"I will not be ignored!"
*Now he's really not talking to me...he'll get over it.
*Besides, he's still young, he still don't "know his booty from his butthole"...*lol*
*Thats just so funny to me.
*There's this white guy at work who is kinda cute to me.
*He tried to roast me and call me Andelle from "The Parkers"
*So I called him, "Sir Cul de Sac" cause thats how his receding hairline looks...
*Everyone who was privy and who knew what a Cul de sac was, died from laughter.
*It hurt his feelings so much he cut his head bald...*lol*
*My dad says he will kick me out if I date a white guy and if a white guy comes to his house for me, he's gonna fuck him up...
*I doubt I can sleep with a white guy, but whats wrong with kickin it...
*Ok, I'm waiting for yall to say, I sold out...
*But I didn't and I won't....
*Why was this gay ass, dick in da booty ass white dude, on the bus with his boxer shorts on backwards? His nasty ass....*LMAO*
*Am I crazy or what?
* I let my dad and my son take turns punching me in the stomach and the arms....
*I'm a glutton for pain.
*Kaeven got a nice punch on him...
*My arms and stomach weren't sore the next day surprisingly....but I did feel a slight sting while they were punching me.
*I talked to the first Puddy, aka The Punisher, yesterday, after weeks and weeks of text messaging convos, drunk texting on both of our behalf, and playing phone tag.
*I sent him a picture of my bald shaven vagina...*lol*
*Yall were right, when yall said he'll come around....
*But I got my plate full right now...
*I hate that the Virgo is married, so he's off limits but he won't leave me alone...
*The guy who drove me home last night, is an R&B nigga, so he's the lovey dovey type...
*I can't be with him, I know I will do him wrong, cause I can tell by his walk, he's not holdin where its supposed to be swollen...
*Is it cool to say I'm in love/lust with a 19 year old?
*Well I am...too bad.
Thursday, October 26, 2006
I can make you feel like a pimp one day....
And make you feel like shit the nexxt day....
Don't fuck with me!!!!
Pooby must forgot who I was, or he must thought I was still that little girl from back in the day....
Where the hell he get off thinking he can just shout on me?
I warned him once, stop yelling at me....
He continued, so I let him holla at my boy "Tone"....
No one likes getting hung up on....
Well hell, I don't need to hear that shit, bad enough I have marks yellin at me at work on the phone about they damn light bill.....and I can't hang up on them....
I planned on never speaking to him again, hell, I wasn't gone call him....
He called yesterday," You fired me again?"
"Nah, I just don't need to hear that shit...."
Puddy and I are, text message friends....
Thats fine with me, cause our last conversation was weird, but we will text each other all day.
Talking shit, cussing each other out, reminiscing......
Why am I encountering all Virgo males?
But they are off limits, cause I already have a work boyfriend....
I was supposed to have a "Lollapolooza" yesterday with my young tender, we both had the day off....
But I refuse to disrespect his mother's house in that fashion ever again, we gotta get a room....
Lord knows I was horny yesterday and been wanting another round, but in due time and when the time is right....
So I can scream at the top of my lungs, yelling obscenities while his mother isn't privy....
He does what I tell him to do, he even asks me for my advice and permission to do things...*lol*
The other night while we were talking, he tells me "Goodnight"....
Then his drunken mother in the background says, "You don't even tell me GOODNIGHT!!!"...
I was rolling and I think he was embarrased...*lol*
"Lack of the first party brings forth the full attention of the second party"
Remember my daddy told me that, well, I been practicing that shit....
Especially on 2Pac's ass....
I haven't spoken with him since......our "Lollapolooza"...
I don't answer his calls, or return them....
Now he's picking my dad for information on my schedule, plans, etc.
You shoulda seen how his face lit up when he seen me yesterday.
But then I told him some news that could have him singing Usher, "Confessions part 1 and 2"
But lucky for me CRIMSON TIDE finally arrived and boy am I happy to see it!
Missy almost jinxed me....
But between you and me, the only person I want at this particular moment is the young tender, thats crazy....but thats Real Talk.
I really didn't get to enjoy my teenage years cause I was already living as a responsible adult.
I live vicariously through him and at time revert to that little 19 year old girl.
Its a good feeling.
The weather is Great, I just hope it doesn't rain, there's a 40% chance of precipitation.
86 degrees, waking up to 68 degree weather....
"I'm working this graveshift and I ain't paid shit...I wish I could buy me a spaceship and fly...."-Kanye West
Why does Kaeven know all the new songs?
"Shake that Money Maker"-Luda
The new Chris Brown song...
His favorite "Push It to the Limit" -Ricky Ross
"Walk it Out"- DJ Unk
"Peanut Butter & Jelly"- Cadillac Don
"Unappreciated"-Cherish
Thats okay though, cause he knows how to write his alphabet and numbers...
Write and spell his name.
And he knows his address and can count.....
So he can do that, but I had to stop him from singing, "You and that Booty"-E-40
My baby so country, but thats okay he was born here.....so techinically he is a "Texas Boi"
And make you feel like shit the nexxt day....
Don't fuck with me!!!!
Pooby must forgot who I was, or he must thought I was still that little girl from back in the day....
Where the hell he get off thinking he can just shout on me?
I warned him once, stop yelling at me....
He continued, so I let him holla at my boy "Tone"....
No one likes getting hung up on....
Well hell, I don't need to hear that shit, bad enough I have marks yellin at me at work on the phone about they damn light bill.....and I can't hang up on them....
I planned on never speaking to him again, hell, I wasn't gone call him....
He called yesterday," You fired me again?"
"Nah, I just don't need to hear that shit...."
Puddy and I are, text message friends....
Thats fine with me, cause our last conversation was weird, but we will text each other all day.
Talking shit, cussing each other out, reminiscing......
Why am I encountering all Virgo males?
But they are off limits, cause I already have a work boyfriend....
I was supposed to have a "Lollapolooza" yesterday with my young tender, we both had the day off....
But I refuse to disrespect his mother's house in that fashion ever again, we gotta get a room....
Lord knows I was horny yesterday and been wanting another round, but in due time and when the time is right....
So I can scream at the top of my lungs, yelling obscenities while his mother isn't privy....
He does what I tell him to do, he even asks me for my advice and permission to do things...*lol*
The other night while we were talking, he tells me "Goodnight"....
Then his drunken mother in the background says, "You don't even tell me GOODNIGHT!!!"...
I was rolling and I think he was embarrased...*lol*
"Lack of the first party brings forth the full attention of the second party"
Remember my daddy told me that, well, I been practicing that shit....
Especially on 2Pac's ass....
I haven't spoken with him since......our "Lollapolooza"...
I don't answer his calls, or return them....
Now he's picking my dad for information on my schedule, plans, etc.
You shoulda seen how his face lit up when he seen me yesterday.
But then I told him some news that could have him singing Usher, "Confessions part 1 and 2"
But lucky for me CRIMSON TIDE finally arrived and boy am I happy to see it!
Missy almost jinxed me....
But between you and me, the only person I want at this particular moment is the young tender, thats crazy....but thats Real Talk.
I really didn't get to enjoy my teenage years cause I was already living as a responsible adult.
I live vicariously through him and at time revert to that little 19 year old girl.
Its a good feeling.
The weather is Great, I just hope it doesn't rain, there's a 40% chance of precipitation.
86 degrees, waking up to 68 degree weather....
"I'm working this graveshift and I ain't paid shit...I wish I could buy me a spaceship and fly...."-Kanye West
Why does Kaeven know all the new songs?
"Shake that Money Maker"-Luda
The new Chris Brown song...
His favorite "Push It to the Limit" -Ricky Ross
"Walk it Out"- DJ Unk
"Peanut Butter & Jelly"- Cadillac Don
"Unappreciated"-Cherish
Thats okay though, cause he knows how to write his alphabet and numbers...
Write and spell his name.
And he knows his address and can count.....
So he can do that, but I had to stop him from singing, "You and that Booty"-E-40
My baby so country, but thats okay he was born here.....so techinically he is a "Texas Boi"
Friday, October 20, 2006
RANDOM REPLY Post
Thats not his chick just some female that wanted him, but I kinda ummm, cuffed, I didn't really start noticing him like that til she said it.....the DD just sealed the deal!
Pooby had seent me at the bus stop with "D.T.".....called my phone, I just looked at it and pressed silent....
All the while, I'm absorbing the body heat from my young tender......frolicking.....
Pooby called my phone later, 20 mins, later.
"I know you heard me calling YOU!...."
(Don't he mean saw him calling me....he saw me press mute on his ass...*lol*)
"I'm gone whup yo ass when I see you!"
"What are you talking about?"
"All hugged up with that nigga at the bus stop...."
****Hysterical LAUGHTER just at the present moment as I write this****
"I was cold and keeping warm, if you saw me cold you shoulda gave me a ride or a fucking hoodie or something..." (That was so weak he saw me not answer his call....while I'm frolicking....*lol*)
"Yea you was doing too much...."
***MORE HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER*****
"Why is you coming at me like that? I hope you playing..."
"yea I'm just playing"
But forreal, thanks for calling me cause you saw me with my young tender, just to say "I saw you...."(Me thinking to myself....)
.
Pooby had seent me at the bus stop with "D.T.".....called my phone, I just looked at it and pressed silent....
All the while, I'm absorbing the body heat from my young tender......frolicking.....
Pooby called my phone later, 20 mins, later.
"I know you heard me calling YOU!...."
(Don't he mean saw him calling me....he saw me press mute on his ass...*lol*)
"I'm gone whup yo ass when I see you!"
"What are you talking about?"
"All hugged up with that nigga at the bus stop...."
****Hysterical LAUGHTER just at the present moment as I write this****
"I was cold and keeping warm, if you saw me cold you shoulda gave me a ride or a fucking hoodie or something..." (That was so weak he saw me not answer his call....while I'm frolicking....*lol*)
"Yea you was doing too much...."
***MORE HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER*****
"Why is you coming at me like that? I hope you playing..."
"yea I'm just playing"
But forreal, thanks for calling me cause you saw me with my young tender, just to say "I saw you...."(Me thinking to myself....)
.
Monday, October 16, 2006
I ONLY DO RANDOM POSTS Post
***BEARS WIN AGAIN!!!!! We going all the way baby.....****
***I can't wait to talk shit ta-maul (tommorrow) at work.***
**6-0 to all you non-believers!!!!
***I can't wait to talk shit ta-maul (tommorrow) at work.***
**6-0 to all you non-believers!!!!
******Now nobody can talk on the phone, but when the BEARS was losing, my phone was blowing up...**
**KAEVEN GETS US FREE FOOD....
**Kae and I had Chinese cuisine for brunch on Saturday....
***The waitress notifies me that the Caucasian took care of our tab.***
***The caucasian states, "Your son is so well-behaved, I took care of your tab, the tip and everything.. "
****He behaves so well, he's so well-behaved....like Chris Rock say, "He speaks so well, he's so well-spoken...."
***Like he supposed to be misbehaving...thats those caucasian kids that be acting a damn DONKEY in resturants...
***GOD BLESS his white heart....but in the back of my mind, I thought he was tryna get some of this sweetcoochBROWN...
***PUDDY texts me at 4:21 am...."PUNK Muthafucka! U make me sick!!!!!"
***I told yall he hung up on my face last weekend, when I called from my new #...
***We texted again....as he evaded my questions and I evaded his....
***I finally talked to him.....even though it felt weird, strange even....
***Virgos use the same lines...
**"I don't believe in astrology...."
***They have the same cynical, sarcastic, humor about them...
***Like Puddy, DONKEY DICK...says "Sweetie"....
****"I'm sorry sweetie...nothing sweetie"
***For lunch, well I WAS lunch and I got my "tossed salad".....
***He didn't used to do that.....oh my!!!
*But again, it was 4 minutes, so disappointing...
***ALWAYS WATCHIN OUT FOE HATIN ASS HOES!!!
**They're everywhere....
***I don't truss em, none of them...
**"LOVE ALL, TRUST NONE!!!, WRONG NONE!!!"
****DID I wrong her, did I really take her 19 year old?
**They probably think CHITOWN is "bougish, boguish and MAFIA, say WHAT!!???"
***Nah he ain't want her anyway, I aksed him, before he made a move....
**Did I say how the BEARS came BACK in the 4th QUARTER!!!!?!!!?!!!??
*I KNOW U SEE IT!!!!
*Innie Minnie Miny MOE!!!
***I'm HORNY!!!
**But yall prolly already know that!
***Do I sound country???
*BABY DADDY SAY I WANT TO SOUND COUNTRY BAD ASS HELL..
*****I DON'T!!!!!
Aiight Kin DOO,(kinfolk) thats what someone said to me, here...I was like what is that?...
HOLLA!!!
***I finally talked to him.....even though it felt weird, strange even....
***Virgos use the same lines...
**"I don't believe in astrology...."
***They have the same cynical, sarcastic, humor about them...
***Like Puddy, DONKEY DICK...says "Sweetie"....
****"I'm sorry sweetie...nothing sweetie"
***I HATE THAT VIRGO SHIT!!, no I don't, but I hate that the 19 year old reminds me of Puddy....
**How can he mistake "Holla", for "I LOVE YOU!!?"
***He thinks I like, some dude at work, I don't even like, but he is attractive...but not hit-able...
***He thinks I like, some dude at work, I don't even like, but he is attractive...but not hit-able...
***For lunch, well I WAS lunch and I got my "tossed salad".....
***He didn't used to do that.....oh my!!!
*But again, it was 4 minutes, so disappointing...
***ALWAYS WATCHIN OUT FOE HATIN ASS HOES!!!
**They're everywhere....
***I don't truss em, none of them...
**"LOVE ALL, TRUST NONE!!!, WRONG NONE!!!"
****DID I wrong her, did I really take her 19 year old?
**They probably think CHITOWN is "bougish, boguish and MAFIA, say WHAT!!???"
***Nah he ain't want her anyway, I aksed him, before he made a move....
**Did I say how the BEARS came BACK in the 4th QUARTER!!!!?!!!?!!!??
*I KNOW U SEE IT!!!!
*Innie Minnie Miny MOE!!!
***I'm HORNY!!!
**But yall prolly already know that!
***Do I sound country???
*BABY DADDY SAY I WANT TO SOUND COUNTRY BAD ASS HELL..
*****I DON'T!!!!!
Aiight Kin DOO,(kinfolk) thats what someone said to me, here...I was like what is that?...
HOLLA!!!
Saturday, October 14, 2006
THE KAE-MAN, THE BIG KAE-STER!
TTD you asked for pictures of the Kae-Man, here you go....
School Uniform
The big Kool-Aid Smile
He supposed to be walking to school...
I just liked the way the light hit his face...
The mean mug shot..
He's so beautiful!
School Uniform
The big Kool-Aid Smile
He supposed to be walking to school...
I just liked the way the light hit his face...
The mean mug shot..
He's so beautiful!
DIFFERENT TYPES OF DICK...
GOT THIS ONE FROM REDSTALLYUN....
MISERABLE DICK - When the guy is extremely handsome. He says the right things,does the right things. When it comes to sex, he is lacking in this department. He sucks your tits too hard, kisses your mouth too long, stays around your neck forever, fingers you like a GYN Doctor, licks your pussy like he was in a track meet and has a very small dick. You try to give him some head and only find that you are actually sucking a pacifier. This is so miserable. You think, "how can a guy so fine, so polite have weak game?" To top everything off ladies, how about just when in your mind your going to try to get the best out of this even if you have to make yourself cum and he beats you to the punch. DAMN, I cannot believe he came in 3 minutes!!!
(THE FILIPINO)
TOLERABLE DICK - This is funny dick. He eats major pussy. He eats it so good, your knees feel a little weak. It was good enough to make you shed a tear. Then he puts his dick in, for you to realize that you cannot really feel it!! His stroke is irregular and non-rhythmic. You work with it by riding out on it as if you were in a Wild Wild West Movie. You hold your pelvic real tight and try to visualize the last big dick you had to get your mind off this less than filling dick. It's funny because in the man's mind he'll say, that we just have big pussy's from having too much sex and that is why we cannot feel him. Only for them to forget that the pussy is a muscle that accommodates the size of the penis.
INTERNET DICK - Well, how would we define this type of dick? You see, online they talk a damn good game. You meet and you fuck. The catch is you had an orgasm online, over the phone and a fake orgasm in person. But, there are some Internet dicks that are exceptions to this definition. Bottom line____________. HE COULD NOT MAKE YOU CUM!!
(NEVER DATED INTERNET DICK)
OVERWHELMED DICK - I believe this dick ladies we all can testify to. Like, Whoa! This is the type of dick you misjudged. You saw some signs of weakness in this man. He always caters to you and really does not discuss what he can do in bed with you. When kissing him, you notice you make his knees weak. You hold out on giving him some and tease him. You know what size dick he has because you have either A:given him some mean-ass head. Or B: Stroked it while he was wearing pants or boxers. So, you thought in your mind, "I am going to pussy feed and whip him." Only to find he laid the "SMACK DOWN" on your pussy. He had you in a figure eight. You were so overwhelmed that you could not even speak. Your whole pre-calculated fuck was down the drain. He had more game than you. He was like an energizer bunny that kept going and going. You could not even hang. Now you look at him in a different light.
(THE 19 YEAR OLD, PUDDY, DAMN VIRGOS)
PUNISHABLE DICK - This is the dick that pisses me off the most. You see, the guy you're sleeping with punishes your pussy. If he, had a bad or good day at work, "he punishes your pussy." If he, had a good or bad meal, "he punishes your pussy." If he's pissed off at you, "he punishes your pussy." No matter what, "he punishes your pussy." It is easy to tell if the guy your with falls into this category. He always uses phrases like these when he is fucking you: "DON'T RUN FROM THIS DICK", "AIN'T THIS SOME GOOD DICK, "TELL ME YOU LIKE THIS DICK," "WHAT IS MY NAME," "WHOSE PUSSY THIS BELONGS TO," "I DON'T HEAR YOU TALK! ING SHIT NOW" and finally, "YOU LIKE WHEN DADDY GETS THIS PUSSY AND WHIPS IT!"! While all this is being said, heis literally smacking your ass, fucking your walls sore, sweat is dripping like it was raining and he acts like he is in a fight.
(PUDDY, I even nicknamed him the PUNISHER!!, BUDD...)
GUILTY DICK - Ladies who have cheated on their man temporarily can say, "AMEN" to this type of dick. Ladies, this is the type of dick that makes you cry and confess to your man you fucked someone else. The guilty dick made you want to tell everybody. Guilty dick is in a class of it's on. Guilty dick make you look and feel different about the dick you got at home.Guilty dick made you have multiple orgasms. Made you cry and you had no clue to why. This dick is so intense, when it is being administered it sent you in a trance. He has a slow long stroke, sweats on you, asks you if you're comfortable about six times, you started at 6 PM and it is now going on 9PM and he is not tired and has not cum! yet. He licks on your pussy as if hewas a baby cat licking warm milk, he savors it like you're the main coursemeal, he smells it like fine wine and does not rush from the spot, he flipsyou over and begins licking your pussy from the back and your ass at the same time. He takes his fingers and inserts them in your pussy and looks at you, offers you a taste and begins sucking the ice/cum off of his fingers. By now you're in shock and forgot all about your man. You act as if you wanthim to stop, but the pussy is screaming for more. He has at least two inches more than your man. Guilty dick makes you think in your mind for a split second,"Oh Baby! I am sorry." Guilty dick in the end you try to avoid. When you're back with yourman, you're wondering why he cannot perform like guilty dick. You even havethe nerve to get mad and then instruct him to do what guilty dick did to you.
(PUDDY, PCC when I had a man)
PLEASURABLE DICK - This is good convenient dick. Easy dick. Dick you can call when your body needs a f! ix. You might as well call it "SPLAKEVELLIE." He gives you major head like GUILTY DICK and fucks you like GUILTY DICK.Only thing is, you do not have a man, so you're not feeling guilty. Whenever you call the dick is ready. His dick craves your pussy. This dick is available anytime, anyplace.
(PCC, he called me yesterday, from a new number and it took me a minute to catch his voice. He said"Ohhh, I miss the taste of that pussy..." When he called my name I then realized who he was....)
GOD DAMN DICK! - Ladies, now this is dick that will definitely send you to hell if your not married to it. This dick is just like PLEASURABLE and GUILTY DICK. His dick is any where from 8 to 11inches long and the circumference of a half dollar. This dick makes you numb, cry and pray all at the same time. While he is getting it doggy style you look towards the heavens and say, "GOD DAMN THIS IS SOME GOOD DICK!"!
(19 Year OLD)
CAP'N DICK - This is the gold mine dick. This dick is the dick that you commit yourself too. You do not cheat on it and you keep it a well kept secret. In fact, you constantly crave and feign for this dick. When you get this dick,! you go through covulsions. This is the dick that makes you EVERREADY. You call in sick from work for it. GOSH!!! This dick is so major it is OVERWHELMED DICK, PEASURABLE DICK, GUILTY DICK, and GOD DAMN DICK all in one. This is the dick that you want to put insurance on, just in case anything should happen to it. This dick makes you stutter while speaking and have you nervous for no reason
(PUDDY, 19 YEAR OLD, BUDD)
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
TRUTH OR DARE(RANDOM POST STYLE)
Yall know I'm still Nsane right....
So I am gonna play truth or dare by myself....
TRUTH:
I was very bad this weekend.....
I'm disappointed with Pooby, I can't kick it with him....
He got dreams of being Jeezy or something, he on that same shit PCC was on....
I can't hang at the "trap".
Let alone be seen in public with a "Trap Star".
Niggas is grimy out here and you are fucked up by association.
I have a 19 year old boyfriend...*lol* (Don't laugh, his penis is grown...*lol*)
Nah, forreal though, thats my "work" boyfriend....whatever that means...
It means he gets jealous if I smile at anyone else or show anyone else attention....
I just get fake jealous, I don't care, really, just act like I do....
He does make me feel like I'm back in highschool again....
I haven't smiled this much in a long while...
Oh yea, he's a Virgo and you know how I have a love/hate thing with Virgos...
His smell drives me wild, Lacoste for Men...
But at times I have to switch from girlfriend to mother, cause he's so young...
DARE:
I went to Oak Cliff (the hood divided by 10 in comparison to Chicago's hoods) yesterday to his house.
I really felt like I was in highschool again....
His mother was home, but she one of them young mama's that let her son do whatever in the house...but still....
TRUTH:
I felt strange doing that in his mother's house....
How I look a grown ass woman dogg, going in her son's room to do the do....
I was looking very strange when I left the house....
I couldn't look her in the eye, knowing I was up there molesting, I mean getting molested by her son....*lol*
DARE:
I dare not to bounce back on his shit, cause its waaaay too much for me.....
I did it with a young'n, I'm now officially a chester....*lol*
TRUTH:
I came 6 times....while telling him how he was a "nasty lil boy"....
He does the sound bytes pretty well...
I can't even look at him at work without smiling and vice versa. So I try not to make eye contact.
Besides this girl his age wanted him and she told me, and she noticies how he's always around me.
DARE:
I dare not to do that again, but I know I will, eventually...
But I need about a month or so to heal...
My kidneys are shifted....*lol*
TRUTH:
For some strange reason, I enjoy being on the phone now.
I guess I been out of work so long, I'm happy to service customers and I do it with a smile.
Every customer thanked me for my excellent service today, I feel good helping people.
I just hope I ain't fuck up noone's account and they lights gone get cut off....
DARE:
I will step to you if I hear my name come out yo mouth.
Don't talk shit behind my back, tell me so I can set you straight.
I was bout to cut this drunkard on the bus today...
He asking me "Do I live here?"
"Am I Nigerian?"
Whoo Whoo Whoo...
I snapped off on that nigga and got my shank ready...and called my daddy for back up...
He always ready to throw down....he wish a nigga would!!!!
This fool tried to follow me off the bus and I was talkin bout his ass loud as hell to my daddy....
TRUTH:
I like lil butch dyke, boy looking girls....they are sooo cute....
But I couldn't get with them, they're just nice to look at....
I might not blog as much as I used to or get to read everyone's blog....
Sorry, I just don't have 24 hours to sit at the computer and blog....
DARE:
I dare not to access the internet at work, for non business related activities.
TRUTH:
I wish I could read blogs at work, but too bad....
DARE:
I dare myself to get married.....who me??
TRUTH:
I think I like living like this, at least for right now....
So I am gonna play truth or dare by myself....
TRUTH:
I was very bad this weekend.....
I'm disappointed with Pooby, I can't kick it with him....
He got dreams of being Jeezy or something, he on that same shit PCC was on....
I can't hang at the "trap".
Let alone be seen in public with a "Trap Star".
Niggas is grimy out here and you are fucked up by association.
I have a 19 year old boyfriend...*lol* (Don't laugh, his penis is grown...*lol*)
Nah, forreal though, thats my "work" boyfriend....whatever that means...
It means he gets jealous if I smile at anyone else or show anyone else attention....
I just get fake jealous, I don't care, really, just act like I do....
He does make me feel like I'm back in highschool again....
I haven't smiled this much in a long while...
Oh yea, he's a Virgo and you know how I have a love/hate thing with Virgos...
His smell drives me wild, Lacoste for Men...
But at times I have to switch from girlfriend to mother, cause he's so young...
DARE:
I went to Oak Cliff (the hood divided by 10 in comparison to Chicago's hoods) yesterday to his house.
I really felt like I was in highschool again....
His mother was home, but she one of them young mama's that let her son do whatever in the house...but still....
TRUTH:
I felt strange doing that in his mother's house....
How I look a grown ass woman dogg, going in her son's room to do the do....
I was looking very strange when I left the house....
I couldn't look her in the eye, knowing I was up there molesting, I mean getting molested by her son....*lol*
DARE:
I dare not to bounce back on his shit, cause its waaaay too much for me.....
I did it with a young'n, I'm now officially a chester....*lol*
TRUTH:
I came 6 times....while telling him how he was a "nasty lil boy"....
He does the sound bytes pretty well...
I can't even look at him at work without smiling and vice versa. So I try not to make eye contact.
Besides this girl his age wanted him and she told me, and she noticies how he's always around me.
DARE:
I dare not to do that again, but I know I will, eventually...
But I need about a month or so to heal...
My kidneys are shifted....*lol*
TRUTH:
For some strange reason, I enjoy being on the phone now.
I guess I been out of work so long, I'm happy to service customers and I do it with a smile.
Every customer thanked me for my excellent service today, I feel good helping people.
I just hope I ain't fuck up noone's account and they lights gone get cut off....
DARE:
I will step to you if I hear my name come out yo mouth.
Don't talk shit behind my back, tell me so I can set you straight.
I was bout to cut this drunkard on the bus today...
He asking me "Do I live here?"
"Am I Nigerian?"
Whoo Whoo Whoo...
I snapped off on that nigga and got my shank ready...and called my daddy for back up...
He always ready to throw down....he wish a nigga would!!!!
This fool tried to follow me off the bus and I was talkin bout his ass loud as hell to my daddy....
TRUTH:
I like lil butch dyke, boy looking girls....they are sooo cute....
But I couldn't get with them, they're just nice to look at....
I might not blog as much as I used to or get to read everyone's blog....
Sorry, I just don't have 24 hours to sit at the computer and blog....
DARE:
I dare not to access the internet at work, for non business related activities.
TRUTH:
I wish I could read blogs at work, but too bad....
DARE:
I dare myself to get married.....who me??
TRUTH:
I think I like living like this, at least for right now....
Thursday, October 05, 2006
ANOTHER RANDOM THOUGHTS POST(DARE)
****EDITED TO INCLUDE MISSY'S DARE*****
I love these cause I don't have to format them, I just let my fingers go to work, as my mind wonders...
Since RobMack called me out....
I work at a Utilites Company...Customer Service....I been there for 3 weeks....
I'm just happy to have something to do with my time other than blogging....
Only if blogging paid the bills....
Why do I seem to attract thugs?(Feel free to voice your opinion)
I be dressed oh so professional, but these gold teeth, red wearing, booty do having thugs still approach me....(prolly cause I say, I be...*lol*)
Red= Almost all the young thugs wear red, cause they claim to be "BLOODS"...
Booty Do= Half Fro Half Fade, the front is a fade, the back is a fro....but they call them shags....I don't know why they wear that on that head, but, its a Dallas thang....just pick one or the other, Fro or Fade...
Whats up with that?
The ladies at work said, I look a a thug, thats why...even with my business professional clothes on, I still look rough....whatever, yall know me better than them chickens, yall tell me!
My face doesn't look thuggish, I don't think...
Monday through Thursday, I look professional and there's a certain demeanor one must have when dressed in that fashion.
I don't use ebonics unless I'm keeping it in the vernacular....
But these fools don't know how I talk, til they approach me and I have to tell them in a language they understand, I'm straight...
Its either thugs or old ass men who approach me.....
Not old and gray, just older than what I am willing to date....
I hate when I'm walking, on the phone, and niggas still tryna holla....
"NIGGA DON'T YOU SEE ME ON THE PHONE?"
I try not to be rude, but today I got rude....
I'm walking to Derry's house ,my bad, he told me not to call him that, Pooby's house(which is around the corner from my job) on my lunch hour, talking to Pooby on the phone, so he can meet me, and this fool drives alongside me talking bout "Whats up?"
With a nasty ass attitude, "I'm on the phone!"
Pooby, "Who is that?"( He senses my change in tone)
Still nasty, "I'on't know, SOMEBODY,SHIT!"(The guy in the car heard this and skeeted off)
Pooby, "OK, HERE I COME!!!"
That is just so rude, where are your manners? I could be on a business call, fucking asshole!
No, I didn't get any on my lunch hour....
I wanted to, but I refuse to be late.....
Plus I need more than an hour....
Why is it that all I have to do is hug the nigga and he is instantly on brick?
I'm tryna hold out as long as I can, but its been 5 weeks.....
And when the "Henny's(Remy's) in the system, ain't no telling/Will I fuck em or will I diss em/Thats what I be yelling......I'm a pimp by blood, not relation"
So we are to go out this weekend.....
While 2Pac is to be planning his "Big Escape" this weekend.....now he gets NATHAN.....whether its the Henny in the system or not....go home to yo woman...
Did I tell yall how he ran outta the house on Sunday?
He came out with his house shoes still on....
He was on the phone one minute, then in 3 minutes he was at the door....
It takes at least 10 mins to get here....
Why did this girl at work ask me could she eat me?
And I thought I was bold?........
No thanks, I like LOVE penis VERY VERY MUCH THANK YOU!!!!
Why is that lil 19 year old's penis so long? Down to his knee?
How do I know?
Cause he showed me his print through his pants....
(MISSY DARED ME TO DO THIS!!!!)
He said the pants I had on made him that way.....
I need to find a new seat.....*lol*
I almost fell out of my seat when I saw it....
Some men go through their whole life and will never see as many inches....
Budd really wants me to come home and soon....
I miss him too...
But business first!
I blew him a kiss through the phone...
He said that was sooo lame....*lol*
I can't wait til Saturday.
Me and Kaeven are going to the "show"(thats what they call it in Chicago), aka the movies, to see "Everybody's Hero"....and if he's good, I might take him to Chuckie Cheese....
Kaeven looks so cute in his school uniform.....looks like a professional grown man.....*sigh*
Everybody loves Kaeven!!!
He is the star at his school, when he comes in, all you hear is "KAEVEN!!!!"
Did I tell yall he got a white girlfriend?
He likes the way she flips her hair.....
As long as he likes girls, I'm cool with that....
No wait, he has 3 girlfriends, but he likes the white one the best....
I love avocado on my burgers....
I'm making fried chicken breasts sandwiches tonite, with avocado....FII BUSINESS!!!
Well, I'll holla at yall at a later junction...
BE EASY, with yall COOCHIE ASSES...*lol*
(Yea, I'm back...*lol*)
I love these cause I don't have to format them, I just let my fingers go to work, as my mind wonders...
Since RobMack called me out....
I work at a Utilites Company...Customer Service....I been there for 3 weeks....
I'm just happy to have something to do with my time other than blogging....
Only if blogging paid the bills....
Why do I seem to attract thugs?(Feel free to voice your opinion)
I be dressed oh so professional, but these gold teeth, red wearing, booty do having thugs still approach me....(prolly cause I say, I be...*lol*)
Red= Almost all the young thugs wear red, cause they claim to be "BLOODS"...
Booty Do= Half Fro Half Fade, the front is a fade, the back is a fro....but they call them shags....I don't know why they wear that on that head, but, its a Dallas thang....just pick one or the other, Fro or Fade...
Whats up with that?
The ladies at work said, I look a a thug, thats why...even with my business professional clothes on, I still look rough....whatever, yall know me better than them chickens, yall tell me!
My face doesn't look thuggish, I don't think...
Monday through Thursday, I look professional and there's a certain demeanor one must have when dressed in that fashion.
I don't use ebonics unless I'm keeping it in the vernacular....
But these fools don't know how I talk, til they approach me and I have to tell them in a language they understand, I'm straight...
Its either thugs or old ass men who approach me.....
Not old and gray, just older than what I am willing to date....
I hate when I'm walking, on the phone, and niggas still tryna holla....
"NIGGA DON'T YOU SEE ME ON THE PHONE?"
I try not to be rude, but today I got rude....
I'm walking to Derry's house ,my bad, he told me not to call him that, Pooby's house(which is around the corner from my job) on my lunch hour, talking to Pooby on the phone, so he can meet me, and this fool drives alongside me talking bout "Whats up?"
With a nasty ass attitude, "I'm on the phone!"
Pooby, "Who is that?"( He senses my change in tone)
Still nasty, "I'on't know, SOMEBODY,SHIT!"(The guy in the car heard this and skeeted off)
Pooby, "OK, HERE I COME!!!"
That is just so rude, where are your manners? I could be on a business call, fucking asshole!
No, I didn't get any on my lunch hour....
I wanted to, but I refuse to be late.....
Plus I need more than an hour....
Why is it that all I have to do is hug the nigga and he is instantly on brick?
I'm tryna hold out as long as I can, but its been 5 weeks.....
And when the "Henny's(Remy's) in the system, ain't no telling/Will I fuck em or will I diss em/Thats what I be yelling......I'm a pimp by blood, not relation"
So we are to go out this weekend.....
While 2Pac is to be planning his "Big Escape" this weekend.....now he gets NATHAN.....whether its the Henny in the system or not....go home to yo woman...
Did I tell yall how he ran outta the house on Sunday?
He came out with his house shoes still on....
He was on the phone one minute, then in 3 minutes he was at the door....
It takes at least 10 mins to get here....
Why did this girl at work ask me could she eat me?
And I thought I was bold?........
No thanks, I like LOVE penis VERY VERY MUCH THANK YOU!!!!
Why is that lil 19 year old's penis so long? Down to his knee?
How do I know?
Cause he showed me his print through his pants....
(MISSY DARED ME TO DO THIS!!!!)
He said the pants I had on made him that way.....
I need to find a new seat.....*lol*
I almost fell out of my seat when I saw it....
Some men go through their whole life and will never see as many inches....
Budd really wants me to come home and soon....
I miss him too...
But business first!
I blew him a kiss through the phone...
He said that was sooo lame....*lol*
I can't wait til Saturday.
Me and Kaeven are going to the "show"(thats what they call it in Chicago), aka the movies, to see "Everybody's Hero"....and if he's good, I might take him to Chuckie Cheese....
Kaeven looks so cute in his school uniform.....looks like a professional grown man.....*sigh*
Everybody loves Kaeven!!!
He is the star at his school, when he comes in, all you hear is "KAEVEN!!!!"
Did I tell yall he got a white girlfriend?
He likes the way she flips her hair.....
As long as he likes girls, I'm cool with that....
No wait, he has 3 girlfriends, but he likes the white one the best....
I love avocado on my burgers....
I'm making fried chicken breasts sandwiches tonite, with avocado....FII BUSINESS!!!
Well, I'll holla at yall at a later junction...
BE EASY, with yall COOCHIE ASSES...*lol*
(Yea, I'm back...*lol*)
Monday, October 02, 2006
RANDOM THOUGHTS
DID YOU SEE THEM BEARS KICK THE SHIT OUTTA THE SUPERBOWL contenders ASS LAST NIGHT? Hassan I know you were live at the game!!!
37-6!!!!!
So the Seahawks runningback was injured....but would it have really made a big difference????
GO BEARS GO!!!!
My dad is hoarse from his screaming.....
2Pac finally was able to ditch his girl, to get to me....
He came to watch the game, he thought I would be joing him....but little did he know I wouldn't be watching the game with him and my dad....
He left at halftime, but had I stayed, he would've stayed....
I kinda wanted to see him, but he has to recognize, I ain't his dip off....
"Good game, wrong lame...."
I kicked it with some homegirls from work and then went to see "my long lost love".
He doesn't look a day over 25.....his old 31 year old ass...
His skin is still smooth....
He still smells good....
Keeps a clean house....
Dresses fresh to death....
So we made out....
If you know me, then you know what my making out entails....
But the crimson tide is here....
He promised to "kill me" at a later junction...
When we used to date back in 2000, I was tooo young to go to the clubs.......Now we gone have a FUNKY (fonky) GOOD TIME...
Finally, I have someone to hit the strip clubs with.....and then we can go home and "kill" each other afterwards....
Puddy is an asshole....
Instead of answering my phonecall, he insisted on texting me bullshit....
While I'm making out.......last night...
Then from 83o am to 230pm, while we were at work....
Still til this day, he's the only one to make me say "Gooly Goo Goo"...*lol*
I stayed up til 5am this morning, had to be to work at 9am...
Didn't hear my alarm, was 40 minutes late, SHIT!!!
So when you're late for work you have to sing in front of the class....
But I rapped...the first verse of "Grammy Family" and the class was loving it....
Its all my dads fault, having me up singing old school dusties with him, chopping it up, and drinking, once I arrived home.
He thought I would call off.....
UMMMM, Hell NAW!!!
I popped 2 NoDoze and I was good!
Everybody is loving my Limited Edition Air Max 90s......they ain't never seen them before....and never will!
The dumb ass unemployment office finally sent me my FUCKIN CHECK, jerk offs....
I'm fake ballin now!
I was broke than a joke just a minute ago....
Now I can go OUT OUT this weekend...
I refuse to go to the club unless I can stunt hard, I gotta represent for the CHI!
I'm starting to talk like I'm from N'awlins....
Hanging around my homegirls and "my long lost love"....
Budd misses the hell outta me....he calls me every week....
I miss home, a little, but a lot....
I finally got my phone back on....
I quit making credit card payment/writing checks when I know funds are NSF....trying to beat checks and debits to the bank.....after 2morrow....
I love "Wing Stop"... Friday Fish Frys and FOOD FOOD FOOD....
Alize cognac is aiight, but thats all I could afford, next weekend, its Hennessy!!
Blogging and MySpace has lost its luster...
People be tripping on me cause I call everybody Joe....but now they starting to use this ChiTown slang....
Okay....I'm done for now.....
37-6!!!!!
So the Seahawks runningback was injured....but would it have really made a big difference????
GO BEARS GO!!!!
My dad is hoarse from his screaming.....
2Pac finally was able to ditch his girl, to get to me....
He came to watch the game, he thought I would be joing him....but little did he know I wouldn't be watching the game with him and my dad....
He left at halftime, but had I stayed, he would've stayed....
I kinda wanted to see him, but he has to recognize, I ain't his dip off....
"Good game, wrong lame...."
I kicked it with some homegirls from work and then went to see "my long lost love".
He doesn't look a day over 25.....his old 31 year old ass...
His skin is still smooth....
He still smells good....
Keeps a clean house....
Dresses fresh to death....
So we made out....
If you know me, then you know what my making out entails....
But the crimson tide is here....
He promised to "kill me" at a later junction...
When we used to date back in 2000, I was tooo young to go to the clubs.......Now we gone have a FUNKY (fonky) GOOD TIME...
Finally, I have someone to hit the strip clubs with.....and then we can go home and "kill" each other afterwards....
Puddy is an asshole....
Instead of answering my phonecall, he insisted on texting me bullshit....
While I'm making out.......last night...
Then from 83o am to 230pm, while we were at work....
Still til this day, he's the only one to make me say "Gooly Goo Goo"...*lol*
I stayed up til 5am this morning, had to be to work at 9am...
Didn't hear my alarm, was 40 minutes late, SHIT!!!
So when you're late for work you have to sing in front of the class....
But I rapped...the first verse of "Grammy Family" and the class was loving it....
Its all my dads fault, having me up singing old school dusties with him, chopping it up, and drinking, once I arrived home.
He thought I would call off.....
UMMMM, Hell NAW!!!
I popped 2 NoDoze and I was good!
Everybody is loving my Limited Edition Air Max 90s......they ain't never seen them before....and never will!
The dumb ass unemployment office finally sent me my FUCKIN CHECK, jerk offs....
I'm fake ballin now!
I was broke than a joke just a minute ago....
Now I can go OUT OUT this weekend...
I refuse to go to the club unless I can stunt hard, I gotta represent for the CHI!
I'm starting to talk like I'm from N'awlins....
Hanging around my homegirls and "my long lost love"....
Budd misses the hell outta me....he calls me every week....
I miss home, a little, but a lot....
I finally got my phone back on....
I quit making credit card payment/writing checks when I know funds are NSF....trying to beat checks and debits to the bank.....after 2morrow....
I love "Wing Stop"... Friday Fish Frys and FOOD FOOD FOOD....
Alize cognac is aiight, but thats all I could afford, next weekend, its Hennessy!!
Blogging and MySpace has lost its luster...
People be tripping on me cause I call everybody Joe....but now they starting to use this ChiTown slang....
Okay....I'm done for now.....
Friday, September 29, 2006
LONG LOST LOVE
As I sat in my job training class today, a fellow employee mentioned, how she was reconnected with her long lost love. She found him on a chat room. In a way, I was jealous, hell, I want to see my long lost love. Its been on my mind for a while now.
I've been making up scenarios in my mind, if I should ever cross his path:
At the Grambling vs Prarie State game (which I'm not going to cause I can't stunt how I want).
At one of the clubs and how I would end up ditching my date or 2Pac if I did run into him (once I'm able to stunt how I want).
Or just in route to or from work, in traffic or on the bus.
They all seemed farfetched, but I like daydreaming, so at least its real in my mind.
Anywho.....
The girl mentioned how they met up and tried to rekindle their passion.
My response: "I wish I could find my long lost love."
So as the hours passed, which seemed like eternity, I was speaking with some other classsmates. One guy stated how he wish he had someone to ride the bus and train with, so that he could catch a few winks. He wasn't worried about getting poked(robbed), but more worried about missing his stop.
They then began to ask me, "Is that how is it in Chicago?"
I looked at them like, "I would think that's how it is anywhere....Chicago or not?"
I retorted, "Hell yea, you betta not fall asleep on no damn bus....or sleep with one eye open..."
I quickly ended that conversation cause it was 5:00pm and time to punch out. (Had I waited one second later, I would not have experienced what I experienced today)
I have 16 minutes to walk to Kaeven's school and get to the bus stop in order to catch my bus.
I made it to Kaeven's school in 4 minutes flat.
BEHOLD....
I see a familiar face....
I take a second look and call his name....
He doesn't recognize me......
I say, "Its Thelma. You don't remember you used to call me Thelma all the time?", from Good Times....
He say, "Hey whats up girl?!" ( A lightbulb goes off in his high head)
"All them your kids?" (3 kids)
"Yea..."
"Where is yo brother, Derry?!?!?!?!"
"He stay right up the street"(I knew he wasn't too far)
"Tell that nigga to call me, I been looking all over for him. Give him my number!"
"I sure will. I'mma call him right now when I leave."
"Did yo family make it out of the N.O.?"
"Yea, they did. We were there just last week. It was so sad to see our home like that."
"Well, I'm glad they aiight. I'm mad you didn't know who I was!"
"Thats cause you have your hair different."
(That nigga looked high as giraffe pussy. He was straight in a zone.)
"I'll holla at you, Joe!"
"Aiight Joe!"
My face hasn't been so bright since I been here. It always makes you feel better to be, "Where everybody knows yo name...."
I still have 7 minutes to spare til the bus arrived.
So I got home and told my father, to guess who I saw today, and he guessed his first try.
My dad says, "Why you ain't get Derry's number?"
"Cause, I don't just go around asking for people's numbers....besides, what if he done got married on me or something, ya know? I don't know his situation..."
So now, I wait for the call....
And wait.....
And wait......
And the phone rings......
"Hello..."
"HEEEEYYYY BAAAABBBY" ( in that New Orleans accent), " I been looking for you for over 3 years..."
"No, I been looking for you..."
"I knew I was gonna find you either here or in Chicago. You see how fate works?"
Then he goes on to tell his homie, "This is my better half, I found my favorite girl!!!!"
I'm so glad he ain't married, he has no women in the picture(so he says).....and we shall see each other again, tomorrow!!!!
OMG!!!, I'm so flustered......elated, overjoyed......I can't believe the power of speaking things into existence.....
Yall know how long I been talking about finding this man.....
How long I been missing him.....
He been missing me too......
I've been making up scenarios in my mind, if I should ever cross his path:
At the Grambling vs Prarie State game (which I'm not going to cause I can't stunt how I want).
At one of the clubs and how I would end up ditching my date or 2Pac if I did run into him (once I'm able to stunt how I want).
Or just in route to or from work, in traffic or on the bus.
They all seemed farfetched, but I like daydreaming, so at least its real in my mind.
Anywho.....
The girl mentioned how they met up and tried to rekindle their passion.
My response: "I wish I could find my long lost love."
So as the hours passed, which seemed like eternity, I was speaking with some other classsmates. One guy stated how he wish he had someone to ride the bus and train with, so that he could catch a few winks. He wasn't worried about getting poked(robbed), but more worried about missing his stop.
They then began to ask me, "Is that how is it in Chicago?"
I looked at them like, "I would think that's how it is anywhere....Chicago or not?"
I retorted, "Hell yea, you betta not fall asleep on no damn bus....or sleep with one eye open..."
I quickly ended that conversation cause it was 5:00pm and time to punch out. (Had I waited one second later, I would not have experienced what I experienced today)
I have 16 minutes to walk to Kaeven's school and get to the bus stop in order to catch my bus.
I made it to Kaeven's school in 4 minutes flat.
BEHOLD....
I see a familiar face....
I take a second look and call his name....
He doesn't recognize me......
I say, "Its Thelma. You don't remember you used to call me Thelma all the time?", from Good Times....
He say, "Hey whats up girl?!" ( A lightbulb goes off in his high head)
"All them your kids?" (3 kids)
"Yea..."
"Where is yo brother, Derry?!?!?!?!"
"He stay right up the street"(I knew he wasn't too far)
"Tell that nigga to call me, I been looking all over for him. Give him my number!"
"I sure will. I'mma call him right now when I leave."
"Did yo family make it out of the N.O.?"
"Yea, they did. We were there just last week. It was so sad to see our home like that."
"Well, I'm glad they aiight. I'm mad you didn't know who I was!"
"Thats cause you have your hair different."
(That nigga looked high as giraffe pussy. He was straight in a zone.)
"I'll holla at you, Joe!"
"Aiight Joe!"
My face hasn't been so bright since I been here. It always makes you feel better to be, "Where everybody knows yo name...."
I still have 7 minutes to spare til the bus arrived.
So I got home and told my father, to guess who I saw today, and he guessed his first try.
My dad says, "Why you ain't get Derry's number?"
"Cause, I don't just go around asking for people's numbers....besides, what if he done got married on me or something, ya know? I don't know his situation..."
So now, I wait for the call....
And wait.....
And wait......
And the phone rings......
"Hello..."
"HEEEEYYYY BAAAABBBY" ( in that New Orleans accent), " I been looking for you for over 3 years..."
"No, I been looking for you..."
"I knew I was gonna find you either here or in Chicago. You see how fate works?"
Then he goes on to tell his homie, "This is my better half, I found my favorite girl!!!!"
I'm so glad he ain't married, he has no women in the picture(so he says).....and we shall see each other again, tomorrow!!!!
OMG!!!, I'm so flustered......elated, overjoyed......I can't believe the power of speaking things into existence.....
Yall know how long I been talking about finding this man.....
How long I been missing him.....
He been missing me too......
Sunday, September 24, 2006
WE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL BABY!!!
The Chicago Bears are now 3-0...
"GO TEAM GO, RRRRROAARRRR!!!" - I bet yall don't know what movie thats from....
This was a very close game, due to the fact that Minnesota's officials were cheating.
Calling flags on almost every play....
Cause they know...
I know they know see it!
We got the best defense of the league....
But cheaters proof....we won...19-16....
How you gone call a play on "Unnecessary Roughness"?
False start?
"Illegal Snap"? WTF???? I never even heard of that, but we got called on 2 of them....
BULLSHIT!!!
This game was a game of "flag"ball...not football...
But the BEARS proved who was elite, regardless of the cheating officials....
I even won $20 bucks on a wager....
The Bears going all the way baby!!!
Friday, September 22, 2006
Summer Anthem...(this is one of my favorite RingTones..)
| Your 2006 Summer Anthem Is |
 Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado "I'm only trying to get inside your brain To see if you can work me the way you say It's okay, it's alright I got something that you might like" |
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
MOVIE MEME
Thanks T.Cas for providing me with fodder for my blog. I've been busy at work and being a new hire, I refuse to access the internet, although its tempting.......
And I can't wait for the next episode of the Real World.....
But since I'm a girl that LOVES movies, I love this meme....so I made time for it....
MOVIE MEME:
1. First movie you remember seeing on the big screen
I know that my mother took me to see some movie, however, the first movie I remember is.....
HellRaiser....it was my 11th birthday and my mother took me and my friends to see it, and then a nice dinner. I remember having to cover my eyes for the nasty scenes while my friends peeked through their coats, they fast ass....they was already fucking....
2. Movie from which you can quote multiple lines in your sleep?
Friday, Juice, Menace to Society, What About Bob?, Groundhog Day, the list goes on and on....
3. Director (dead or alive) with whom you’d like to have dinner?
Spike Lee....
4. Movie that should have won an Oscar but didn’t.
I'm with T. Cas on this one, X....
5. Movie that didn’t disappoint despite being an adaptation of a book.
I hated the movie for "A Brave New World", but the book was great.
6. Movie you were dragged to by someone else expecting to hate but loved.
Puddy dragged me to see Inside Man, when I really wanted to see "ATL", but I enjoyed Inside Man, more than I enjoyed, ATL.....
7. Movie that still scares the crap out of you no matter how many times you watch it.
Judgement Night....although I know what happens in the end I still fear for their lives....
My favorite line: "No, no, you can't just TAKE my money, but you can take my money...."- Dennis Leary
8. Movie that still makes you bawl no matter how many times you see it.
The Color Purple and The Professional....at the end when Leon knows he's gonna have to take on the entire police force and "Matilda" refuses to leave him, but he gives her his plant, the plant he showed so much love........and she kept it and grew it, so it would have roots......*crying* SIKE, but if I saw it I would be....
9. Movie that still has you rolling around on the floor with laughter no matter how many times you’ve seen it.
Half Baked.....Saving Silverman....Joe Dirt.....
10 Favorite movie from before you were born:
Education of Sonny Carson, JD's Revenge, Fritz the Cat.....
11. Random movie fact about you:
I like to rewind the movie if or when I miss something, or if something is so funny, I might rewind it 50 times...or if I want to memorize an important line.....
12. Have you been in any movies?
The one I made....*lol*
But on the real, I coulda been an extra in that rollerskate movie with Bow WOW and Nick Cannon, they filmed it in my hood....but I wasn't on that......I did walk past the set and saw how they actually did things....
Can anyone tell me the name of that movie? I think it was Roll Bounce?.....
And I can't wait for the next episode of the Real World.....
But since I'm a girl that LOVES movies, I love this meme....so I made time for it....
MOVIE MEME:
1. First movie you remember seeing on the big screen
I know that my mother took me to see some movie, however, the first movie I remember is.....
HellRaiser....it was my 11th birthday and my mother took me and my friends to see it, and then a nice dinner. I remember having to cover my eyes for the nasty scenes while my friends peeked through their coats, they fast ass....they was already fucking....
2. Movie from which you can quote multiple lines in your sleep?
Friday, Juice, Menace to Society, What About Bob?, Groundhog Day, the list goes on and on....
3. Director (dead or alive) with whom you’d like to have dinner?
Spike Lee....
4. Movie that should have won an Oscar but didn’t.
I'm with T. Cas on this one, X....
5. Movie that didn’t disappoint despite being an adaptation of a book.
I hated the movie for "A Brave New World", but the book was great.
6. Movie you were dragged to by someone else expecting to hate but loved.
Puddy dragged me to see Inside Man, when I really wanted to see "ATL", but I enjoyed Inside Man, more than I enjoyed, ATL.....
7. Movie that still scares the crap out of you no matter how many times you watch it.
Judgement Night....although I know what happens in the end I still fear for their lives....
My favorite line: "No, no, you can't just TAKE my money, but you can take my money...."- Dennis Leary
8. Movie that still makes you bawl no matter how many times you see it.
The Color Purple and The Professional....at the end when Leon knows he's gonna have to take on the entire police force and "Matilda" refuses to leave him, but he gives her his plant, the plant he showed so much love........and she kept it and grew it, so it would have roots......*crying* SIKE, but if I saw it I would be....
9. Movie that still has you rolling around on the floor with laughter no matter how many times you’ve seen it.
Half Baked.....Saving Silverman....Joe Dirt.....
10 Favorite movie from before you were born:
Education of Sonny Carson, JD's Revenge, Fritz the Cat.....
11. Random movie fact about you:
I like to rewind the movie if or when I miss something, or if something is so funny, I might rewind it 50 times...or if I want to memorize an important line.....
12. Have you been in any movies?
The one I made....*lol*
But on the real, I coulda been an extra in that rollerskate movie with Bow WOW and Nick Cannon, they filmed it in my hood....but I wasn't on that......I did walk past the set and saw how they actually did things....
Can anyone tell me the name of that movie? I think it was Roll Bounce?.....
Saturday, September 16, 2006
GOOD TIMES
"I LIKE GOOD TIMES!!"...*lol*
I remember when I lived in a Chicago Housing project. I was actually born and breed in the "jects". I can definitely relate to Good Times. Its not an actual portrayal, though its mad funny. I've never lived in the high rise projects, such as the family in Good Times but I did live in the row townhouse and apartment-style projects.
When I was a baby, the millions of roaches and super-sized rats roamed our house. Our room (my parents and baby Nsanelee's) was the cleanest room in the house, habitated by my mother's large family, minus a father. The roaches and rats used to try to make their way into my crib, seduced by the smell of baby formula and evaporated milk. Luckily it was a bit more controlled, because my father exterminated and we owned a cat.
From the time I could remember the jects, I was about 5. I remember roaches, a few mice, and a couple of gansta ass rats, that would harass us outside of our home. (Joe, I almost got robbed by a rat...*lol*) Although I remember "GOOD TIMES" I tend to dwell on and remember the bad times. The times when, my life, my livelihood, my family, were jeopardized. City Housing Project living is sub-human, cruel and inhumane. Its sickening to see people allowing this type of living.
BAD TIMES
The roaches were terrifying in itself. They came swoll. They swarmed us and after my dad exterminating, they laid dead in every place imaginable. To this day, I can't live or kick it at houses with roaches the sight of them makes me wanna "earl".
The rats were so gangsta, they would try to bogard they way into our crib, they weren't no back down ass rats. Bleach got they ass running though...
The deck going up at any time. There was no set time to the violence and madness. The shootouts, the gang fights, the beatdowns, by neighborhood ruffians and "Chicago's Finest"(the Chicago Police). Its not a good feeling having to look over your shoulder just trying to live peacefully in your home. Luckily, I was sheltered for the most part, but I was also a latchkey kid, being that both my parents worked full time jobs.
The confined living quarters. Its scientifically-experimented and proven that too many rats in one place, struggling for survival are only going to battle and have stress. Luckily for my family, we only had 4 people in our shoebox apartment, but there were some, most families consisting of 8 or more people. Sheesh, and this is prior to the new law which requires male and female siblings to have separate rooms. (Intentional physiological destruction of a people.)
Neighborhood school. I hated the fact that we had to get bussed to a quality school. I missed the bus a few times and on one occasion, I had to go to the neighborhood school. It was so disorderly. The pupils were unfazed by the instructors and the grade level work was at least 2 grade levels behind. I vowed never to miss the bus after that, although I loved the fact that I had plenty of time to sleep, once I completed the lesson plan. (I was sleepy, thats why I missed the bus in the first place...
New Years Eve. These jokers would start shooting as soon as, or as, the sun set. Its like 7 o'clock. And these niggas ain't have no 22's or 32's. They had heavy artillery, government issued semi, automatic, assault weapons and bombs. It sounded like I was in Iraq. They would be at it all night and day, they didn't stop shooting til 8am the next morning, January 1st. I
THE GOOD TIMES
The entertainment. Late nights I would wake up to the melodious sounds of drunken winos, singing love songs, the classic, old school shit. I would peep out at them through my window, returning to bed, falling asleep of their harmonious renditions of my old school favorites. They sung those songs with so much feeling, they was hurting. They were tight with theirs, but fell victim to the deliberate destruction of a people. The little neighborhood fast tail girls, whose mothers were either in the streets or strung out, popping they asses, making up dance routines. I thank them little skanks (that was bogus to say, but that's just how I talk...*lol*) because before I saw them, I had no concept of rhythm and dance. Call me ofay...*lol*
The times my parents watched me fight through the window. There were several fights my parents observed and a few they didn't see. But it was such a great feeling to know after I fought and went in the house, my parents were there proud, giving me a blow by blow account of the fight, telling me they were proud that I stood my ground and ain't punk out. Most of my fights were with little freak nasty little boys trying to get they feels on.
The fact they we were "HOOD RICH", an oxymoron. We had 2 new current year cars, all the clothes(minus the new Jordan's cause they was killing fools over those), food, and toys. We lived better in comparison to others. We had less roaches, new furniture, and clean living quarters. We had exactly what we needed and some of what we wanted.
Moving out. It was a happy day for me on my 11th birthday to move. I was glad to be "moving on up", I didn't move too far up, at least there were no roaches or rats. We moved 2 blocks from some high-rise projects. So it was still grimy, but we lived better.
GOOD TIMES MY ASS
Imagine if while you were watching GOOD TIMES, Thelma is preparing a meal and she steadily keeps stomping on roaches, trying to keep them from contaminating the food....
Then a roach crawls up her pantleg.....*lol*
Or Florida is talking to James and a rat runs across the screen and now their attention is diverted to killing that fat rat.....
Or Micheal coming in, out of breathe, terrified because they was busting(shooting) outside, as he was coming home from school.....
Or JJ getting a pumpkin head""pumpkin head" while he was coming home....
Or Thelma getting sexually-harassed by the "thugs" on her way home...
Or just all the Bad Time stories I told, times 50, cause in a high rise the violence is mutliplied because of the people stacked on top of one another, living like slaves on a boat to America.
Is it accurate to call this show GOOD TIMES?
I don't regret living in the "jects", it helped shape the person I am today, however, I don't think that any human should have to live like this.
Thursday, September 14, 2006
THE RETURN OF PUDDY
"It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them."- P.G. Wodehouse ( I thought I would add a quote in rememberance of Blue Butterfli, RIP..*lol*)
The last time I spoke with Puddy was a late, drunken night after the club and he acted ever so shady. Why did he even bother to answer the phone?
Anyway, I spoke to his co-worker last week and finally admitted to Puddy and I's relationship. He was none the wiser. I found that hard to believe, but I felt bad that I accused Puddy of such actions. Anyway, Mojo, the co-worker, said that by his actions, he really cared about me, but feared saying the L word, because women expect so much more when you say that L word. I agree...
Mojo, also broke down just fucking someone versus giving them your all. A nigga that don't have no feelings for you will fuck you, bust his nut and be out. But it seems as if Puddy put his all into it, his yesterday and his tommorrow in it. Which he did.....LAWD!
Mojo explained the reason for Puddy's shady actions being that he didn't want to get hurt, knowing I was leaving town soon.....
Mojo even told me that Puddy and his girlfriend broke up, FINALLY!!!
But Puddy would never tell me this....
I feel so bad accusing him of such actions, when he held his tongue....
I been thinking about him for a while now....
So I texted him this morning...
If yall forgot what had happened back in July check out Kickin Up Dust Part 1 and 2 (http://nsaneleesane.blogspot.com/2006/07/conversation-between-nsaneleesane-and.html) and
(http://nsaneleesane.blogspot.com/2006/07/kickin-up-dust-part-2-so-nsanelee.html)
Me: Do you hate me? I miss you...
Puddy: WOW, its so strange that I periodically keep hearing from someone who told me that I would never hear from them again...
Me: You're such a Jerk Off, I didn't ask you that.
Puddy: I'm saying though, is this the same person who said that?
Me: No, InsanelySane said that...(*lol*)
Me: Can you just answer my question?
Puddy: Right, you must be off that lean or something...
Me: Shut up, no lean sippin...Can you stop the assholism?(a word we made up) Will you be the bigger person?
Puddy: No I can't. The last time I asked you a question, you acted an ass with me.
Puddy: I will not be the bigger person. I tried to be that bigger person back in July.
Me: For what its worth, I apologize on Insanely's behalf. (*lol*) I hope you don't hate me for what she did and I DO MISS YOU....
I hate eating crow, but sometimes you have to swallow your pride....and I hate doing that too....
But everything happens for a reason, in this case a good reason. I would've postponed leaving Chicago, even when I knew it was best for me.
I created the distance for the reason of sparing my feelings. I fully exposed myself and didn't get that in return.
Before the fight, he actually supported my move to Dallas and said he will be here to visit. I wonder does that offer still stand....
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I didn't know my butt was that big....
"Damn Tam, I didn't know you was holding like that!"- a dude
Two seconds earlier...
This girl, my homegirl, comes behind me and pokes both of my butt cheeks....
"Whats all this? Whats this?"
Of course I grabbed her ass back...*lol*
She also said....
"You make me feel gay cause I'm always staring at yo butt"
Some other random chic...
"You got a big ghetto booty, a Tamenika ass...."
D.T, young tender, co-signs....
The gay girl...
"I love you in them jeans"
I'm just saying, I'm in the South, home of collard green and cornbread feed asses, I didn't realize my butt was that big...cause its not...
I'm just well-proportioned...