Monday, October 16, 2006

I ONLY DO RANDOM POSTS Post

***BEARS WIN AGAIN!!!!! We going all the way baby.....****
***I can't wait to talk shit ta-maul (tommorrow) at work.***
**6-0 to all you non-believers!!!!
******Now nobody can talk on the phone, but when the BEARS was losing, my phone was blowing up...**

**KAEVEN GETS US FREE FOOD....
**Kae and I had Chinese cuisine for brunch on Saturday....
***The waitress notifies me that the Caucasian took care of our tab.***
***The caucasian states, "Your son is so well-behaved, I took care of your tab, the tip and everything.. "

****He behaves so well, he's so well-behaved....like Chris Rock say, "He speaks so well, he's so well-spoken...."

***Like he supposed to be misbehaving...thats those caucasian kids that be acting a damn DONKEY in resturants...
***GOD BLESS his white heart....but in the back of my mind, I thought he was tryna get some of this sweetcoochBROWN...

***PUDDY texts me at 4:21 am...."PUNK Muthafucka! U make me sick!!!!!"
***I told yall he hung up on my face last weekend, when I called from my new #...
***We texted again....as he evaded my questions and I evaded his....
***I finally talked to him.....even though it felt weird, strange even....


***Virgos use the same lines...
**"I don't believe in astrology...."
***They have the same cynical, sarcastic, humor about them...
***Like Puddy, DONKEY DICK...says "Sweetie"....
****"I'm sorry sweetie...nothing sweetie"
***I HATE THAT VIRGO SHIT!!, no I don't, but I hate that the 19 year old reminds me of Puddy....
**How can he mistake "Holla", for "I LOVE YOU!!?"
***He thinks I like, some dude at work, I don't even like, but he is attractive...but not hit-able...



***For lunch, well I WAS lunch and I got my "tossed salad".....
***He didn't used to do that.....oh my!!!
*But again, it was 4 minutes, so disappointing...

***ALWAYS WATCHIN OUT FOE HATIN ASS HOES!!!
**They're everywhere....
***I don't truss em, none of them...
**"LOVE ALL, TRUST NONE!!!, WRONG NONE!!!"
****DID I wrong her, did I really take her 19 year old?
**They probably think CHITOWN is
"bougish, boguish and MAFIA, say WHAT!!???"
***Nah he ain't want her anyway, I aksed him, before he made a move....


**Did I say how the BEARS came BACK in the 4th QUARTER!!!!?!!!?!!!??

*I KNOW U SEE IT!!!!
*Innie Minnie Miny MOE!!!

***I'm HORNY!!!
**But yall prolly already know that!

***Do I sound country???
*BABY DADDY SAY I WANT TO SOUND COUNTRY BAD ASS HELL..

*****I DON'T!!!!!
Aiight Kin DOO,(kinfolk) thats what someone said to me, here...I was like what is that?...

HOLLA!!!

7 comments:

JoJo D. said...

Crackas kill me with that "well behaved" shit. I be like: Monkeys misbehave, mofo. You don't see no monkeys with me...

Where you and Jr. Mack eat at? I know you gone take that baby to the State Fair and take some pictures before they pack up and leave.

The Houston Texans are weenie dudes. If the Cowboys hadn't whooped they ass yesterday, I'da packed up and moved to your home town, LOL!

nikki said...

da bears are looking unstoppable this year. that game last night was amazing...

you're right about how virgos sound. both my brother and my pops are virgos and it was like you were quoting them verbatim.

Robert Mack said...

After reading this, the only thing that's still CHICAGO about you is your love for the bears.....that chick should have had better game or else she wouldn't have lost dude I guess....

TTD said...

my grandmother was just as excited bout them bears as u on sun.. congrats on being 6-0 (like you play for them! lol)

you aint lying bout the white kids being the ones that dont know how to act in public! but at least u got a free meal out of it!

T. Cas said...

I knew them damn Bears were gonna come back and win that game. At least I still beat the spread.

NegroPino™ said...

So u and young'n a couple now? ANd his "chick" hating on u.......that means u doing something right :-)

Redstallyun said...

Ahhahaha! You right about Virgo's and our sense of humor. I am the most sarcastically, mean bitch available. On ERR'THANG when my ex or anybody pisses me off, it's all "sweeties" and "honies" with a smile that's sayin "fuck you" the whole time. I LUUVVV to kill 'em wit kindness- since I'm normally so mean, it really gets to people.

My Whitey just betta be glad he didn't come rubbin all on Lil Man's face huh? Yall 'member what Sophia did- "GET MY CHILLUNS OUTTA HEAH!!"