TAGGED TWO TIMES (ANSWERS)

Rules of this Meme: 1. You can only say YES or NO. 2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone sends you messages/comments and asks!

Side note: You better ask me questions or I'll log in as anonymous and ask myself. Yes or No just doesn't suffice for some of these questions. I need to explain what had happened was... (Like T. Cas said...*lol*, I'm serious too.) The answers in bold someone better ask or I will ask myself....*lol*

Questions:
1. Taken a picture naked? yes
2. Painted your room? yes
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? yes, come on guys, yall know I'm a very experimental person. I went through a phase where I thought I wanted to be gay. I thought I could give up on men. WRONG. I stuck one foot inside the world and I never want to go back.
4. Drove a car? yes
5. Danced in front of your mirror? yes
6. Have a crush? Yes
7. Been dumped? yes
8. Stole money from friend? no
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? yes
10. Been in a fist fight? yes

11. Snuck out of your house?no
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? yes
13. Been arrested? no
14. Made out with a stranger?no.
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yes
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? no
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? YES! PCC was my neighbor in 2004. I hated him at first. Light-skinned, stuck-up, drug-dealer. I even contemplated calling the cops on him. I didn't want him bringing heat to my block, because I began to notice all the flashy cars belonging to other drug dealers coming on my block and going to his house. I worked as an agent. I knew his every move, what time he left out to what time he came in the house. All that watching, turned into a crush.
18. Ditched work to do something more fun? yes
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? yes
20. Seen someone die? yes

21. Been on a plane? yes
22. Kissed a picture? yes
23. Slept in until 3PM? yes
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? yes
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yes
26. Made a snow angel? yes
27. Played dress up? yes
28. Cheated while playing a game? yes
29. Been lonely? yes
30. Fallen asleep at work/school? yes

31. Been to a club? yes
32. Felt an earthquake? no
33. Touched a snake? yes
34. Ran a red light? yes
35. Been suspended from school? yes
36. Been late to work everyday for a month? no.
37. Been in a car accident? yes
38. Hated the way you look? yes, I always have my insecure moments because American society doesn't accept natural beauty. But when you have your 4 year old son telling you, you won't fall in love, until your hair is "relaxed" that's crazy... I would expect that from someone older who've been brainwashed into believing beauty is straight hair, blue eyes, but not from him.....He got me almost to the point of perming my hair.....
39. Witnessed a crime? yes
40. Pole danced? YES! On my 25th birthday I had my party at a strip club. Hassan was there, but he didn't see the pole dance...HA!! Once Hassan left I wilded out!!!! I was outside my body that night. In the VIP section of the club they have two small dancefloors with a pole. So I hopped up there with a towel, wiped off the pole, as I heard some girl say, "I know that's right!", and began to gyrate until security came and told me to get down.....I was stealing the naked hoes' attention...*lol*

41. Been lost? yes
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? yes
43. Felt like dying? yes
44. Cried yourself to sleep? yes.
45. Ever peed on yourself? Yes
46. Sang karaoke? yes
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes, I always tell myself that I'm not going to have sex with PCC anymore....I always tell myself that I'm not going to have sex with Puddy (like Elaine-Seinfeld- did) but I know if I am ever in his presence it WILL go down. (I keep my distance from Puddy, because he is the marrying type, perfect balance of hood/professional.)They both have GF's is why I tell myself this, but I think my coochie gets even wetter when I think about they girl and they way he doing me is the way he be doing her....I'm nasty, so what!!!
48. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose? yes
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes
50. Kissed in the rain? yes, my first real boyfriend (real because he was 2 years older and I lived with him, he took care of me.) we planned to kiss in the rain. I didn't mind getting my hair wet that day I had to wash it anyway. It was the most passionate, warm, protective kiss I've ever had. I still remember that day, he made me feel so safe in his arms...

51. Sing in the shower? Yes
52. Made love in a park? yes.
53. Had a dream that you married someone? no, I guess marriage is so not real to me, its not even worth a dream. Obviously, my subconscious mind doesn't want to be married....Its a nice thought, only if I can be married when its convienent for me....*lol*
54. Glued your hand to something? no
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? no
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? no
57. Been a cheerleader? no
58. Sat on a roof top? yes
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? no
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? yes

61. Played chicken? yes
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? no
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? yes
64. Broken a bone? no
65. Been easily amused? yes
66. Laugh so hard you cried? yes
67. Mooned/flashed someone? no
68. Cheated on a test? yes
69. Forgotten someone's name? yes
70. Slept naked? yes

71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? no
72. Have you ever snuck into a movie? Yes
73. Blacked out from drinking? yes, on my 25th birthday, like I said, I was outside my body that night, but if you can't fall back on ya birthday then when can you? I don't remember what I was drinking...all I remember is leaving the strip club, acting a fool in the car, dancing in the car with my booty out,(I guess I did moon/flash someone...*lol*) getting my coochie ate in the backseat by my G'. After my G' made me cum, I vomited and passed out. I remember waking up to my G' carrying me inside the hotel with one shoe on. Then the next morning, I woke up to the bed shaking from him and his GF doing it. I woke up with just my underwear on, looking like where the fuck am I. They told me I had been knocked out since I got my coochie ate, that was some tongue lashing....
74. Played a prank on someone? yes
74. Gone to a late night movie? yes
76. Made love to anything not human? YES!Vibrators aren't human, you dog fuckers...*lol* Yall thought I was gone say some nasty shit....like I fuck horses....*lol*
76. Failed a class? yes
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? yes, after reviewing Ghetto Gaggers, this I am... I didn't know what I was doing is called that...I do it to myself....my eyes watering, mascara running, mouth watery, mouth full, literally choking myself purposely. I like it that way....(I know thats a bit graphic...)
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? no
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? yes

81. Do you celebrate the 4th of July? no
82. Thrown strange objects? yes
83. Felt like killing someone? yes
84. Thought about running away? yes
85. Ran away? no
86. Did drugs? Yes
87. Had detention and not attend it? no
88. Been a bully? No
89. Made a parent cry? yes, Once I became of age and no longer feared talking back to my parents I let them hear it as to why #35,43, 84, 86, even was a factor in my life and where they went wrong. Making them admit to fucked up-ness within themselves....I didn't get this way by myself.... but its up to me to take my experiences and roll with them. But that doesn't mean that I will not tell them where they fucked up and let them know that I would never do my child that way.
90. Cried over someone? yes

91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? yes
92. Dated someone more than once? yes
93. Have a dog? no, I hate dogs, "I grab a dog...then I stick my foot up a dog's ass, like BANG! BANG! BANG!up a dog's ass, its my pleasure..."...*lol*
94. Own an instrument? no.
95. Been in a rap or singing group? no
96. Drank 10 sodas in a day? no
97. Broken a cd? yes
98. Shot a gun? no, You would think I have right? Wrong. All of the times I held a gun, it was not the time or place to be letting off shots. Either I didn't have a sitter on the days someone said I could bust they gun, or it was too early in the day. I know PCC will let me let off some shots as well as My G', but I haven't asked. Now, I have had a gun put to my head. I have pulled a gun on someone before, I even played with an empty gun (that don't count do it?) What about witnessing a crime with a gun, where I was an accessory? Does that count?...*lol*
99. Had sex with more than one person in a weeks time? yes,I don't like doing it like that, I usually like to wait a week at least before doing it with someone else. But I was cheating on my BF, so I had to give him some so he wouldn't get suspicious.
100. Laughed so hard you farted? yes
Whoever wants to be tagged, feel free to tag yourself and leave me a comment that you tagged yourself, thanks....

SECOND TAG:
1. If you could be doing what you really want to be doing for a living, what would it be?

I'd be a real estate developer.
2. If you could slap the shit out of any famous person, alive or dead, who would it be?

Carmelo Anthony dumb ass when he be playing like a jerk off...

3. What's the dumbest decision you've made in the past 5 years?
Staying in a relationship with my son's sperm donor...

4. Give up one for a year: (good) sex or (good) music.


Music has the power to heal in ways sometimes sex can't, that's gonna be one tough year, dick-less.

5. Dudes, would you rather have a big dick or a great sense of humor?

Ladies, nice tits & azz or common sense?

Why can't I have it all?


6. So you've been invited to an all expense paid Blogger Prom in The Bahamas. You're sitting at the bar on the beach. Which blogger do you want to join you for hours of good convo?

Mmmmm.....
I'll chop up game with my wrappie, GeorgiaPeach...
We got a lot of crazy stories to tell each other...*lol*

7. Which blogger would you most like to cuddle with on the beach? (and don't defer to your current signif other either. Infidelity won't count against you. Duh.)

Cuddle? I only like cuddling with someone after "the deed" depending on who it is....
So who would I most likely sex on the beach?...*lol*
Ummmm......
I can't really say, chemistry happens when one is face to face. I can't say who I would have chemistry for over the internet, that's one reason why I don't internet date.

I gotta see how a man walks, that speaks in loud volumes of his sexual prowess.
With that said, the only male blogger I've seen walk is....
Hassan.
And no, I don't like his walk, that's like my brother....

8. You're going on a 5 hour road trip...which 5 CDs do you bring?
Tunnel CD
Funkmaster Flex ( I NEED THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!!!)

Dude CD
Devin (THIS TOO!!!)

The King Of Crunk & BME Recordings Present Lil Scr CD
Trillville (THIS THREE!!!)

Murda Muzik CD
Mobb Deep (FOUR!!!)

Guerrilla Warfare CD
Hot Boys (FIVE!!!)

Of course, I would need to RE COP these first....before the road trip.


9. Would you rather bury your children young or have your children bury you young?

Thats not a decison for me to make nor can I sit here and contemplate it, because the thoughts of both are equally painful to me.

10. What's your biggest insecurity?

Which one? Oh the biggest...
I always worry if a being a good parent.


11.What's the first blog you read every day...or however often you read them? (And I swear to God, don't be saying mine just cuz I'm the one asking...unless of course you really mean it. lol)

I used to start with GeorgiaPeach, but she been on bullshit lately.
Now, I check out Insanity.

12. When's the last time you peed your pants?

I hate using public restrooms, so I was 14 in an arcade, refusing to go to the restroom, thinking I could hold it til I got home, (after the show, we were in the arcade waiting for the movie to began), I played pinball as pissed rolled down my legs and I stood there for a moment. Luckily I was with my mother, she went to the dollar store and copped me something, dry...

13. Which was better, your first kiss or your first pay check?

My first paycheck came not to far after my first kiss. Money over bitches....

14. Do you have kids? Want kids?

Of course...


15. You get dropped off at home after the office holiday party by your bitch azz boss that you can't effing stand...you exit the car and he peels out, runs a red light at your corner and rolls up an unsuspecting midget. The next day the midget watch groups are on TV outraged at the heartless hit and run, and are calling for any witnesses to please come fwd...that half dead midget has a family at home waiting on C-mas presents. Would you take $1000 hush money? $500? $100? A six pack?

If it was my boss that got me fired along with her ass, the reason why I'm unemployed now...I would gather them midgets up, take them to her abode, and watch them as they commence to whip her ass....

16. Live the rest of your life without your eyebrows or your fingernails?

That would hurt no fingernails, you can't put acrylic over skin, but I can always draw on my eyebrows. Hell, some bitches shave off all they eyebrows to draw new ones....

17. What makes you angry?

Whiny white people, what the fuck you whining for?
My son.
My BD.
The position of our people and how its not getting better, but only worst.


18. What makes you horny?

Greenery.
Nasty thoughts.
Porn.
Real Sex on HBO.
Vodka.
The summer heat.

19. What makes you nervous?

Timed test.
Public speaking.
Being in the presence of someone I really like.

20. What makes you smile?
My son.
Friends.
My sister.

Tagged:
Free Agent with the hump in the trunk (She asked to be tagged)
Honey Libra, (You also asked...)
RobMack (act like he don't feel like blogging)
Dynasty
Thoughts of a Southern Girl
BossMack (He always cracks me up).
Insanity.