Tuesday, June 27, 2006

FREAKY MEME (From the FREAK herself)

GEORGIA PEACH

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
I can count on my 2 hands, ten fingers, how many times I been laid in 2006...thats ok...I know what I want, how I want it, and thats the only way I wanna get it....
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
In the park on a bench, I had on a sundress..."lift ya shirt like light wind, then I slide right in..."
In the park on a tree, this man, saw us, and he took off running, I was all loud and shit, I felt like I was in a porn movie...*lol*
Puddy and I did it in the woods out by our job...Some white people saw us...*lol* We left before they called the cops...*lol*
How I'm gone explain getting locked up during work hours?
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Sure, PCC, sometimes has jokes...*lol*
Puddy makes me laugh when he's torturing me, its a laugh mixed with some sobbing...*lol*
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Yes, cause Puddy made me do it...
Or I came so hard I cried...
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Depends on who it is...and being that I only have 2 active partners, those are the two...
But, inthe past, some niggas sole purpose is to fuck me and leave, get out!!!
Get off me, its hot!!
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
I tend not to regret shit I did, but I would take a few of the weak ass l"lays" off my list...
And I would definitely take "gayboy" off my list.

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Yes, so he could stop postponing his nut and get up and leave...

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
I hate guys that don't talk, so weak, thats a weak lay....

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX:
Who hasn't? But I get tested every 6months...and I have the paperwork to prove it...

10. EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
No. Now I may have imagined one of my friends getting done by her significant other...*lol*

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Yea, cause it was no sense doing that lame shit again....
12. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
Whats my muthafuckin name?

13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Yes, my BD made us watch my porn during sex, and it wasn't a porn with him on it...*lol*

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
I like to role play...so there...

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? Yeap..

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRISING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
When that dude came and I kept suckin and then he said, "I have to piss", so I turned his penis toward him and he golden showered himself...I was ROLLLING on the FLOOR, literally!! I would never let him live that one down....*lol*

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
14, T was 13...*lol*

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
The last person I had sex with(Puddy)....thats how I get, I don't want nobody else on me....Thats how I get after a nigga done laid it down...
19. DO YOU THINK THAT number 18 IS POSSIBLE?
AS long as, Kaeven no where around, I scream to loud...

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
I'm always horny after I get it real good....I'm ready for #18 and 19, not now, but RIGHT NOW!!!....*lol*

21. WOULD U HAVE SEX WITH THE PERSON THAT POSTED THIS?
Ummm, have you seen the ass and tits on that KUNTRY guh?...I wish I had a penis..

Til next time, but I'm taggin these muthafuckas...
*Dynasty
*RobMack
NegroPino
*Zed
*Insanity
*Big Daddy
*BossMack
*T Cas
*Nique, (Why niggas callin me Nique, cause they can't say my name?...*lol*)
*Charles
*Tony

26 comments:

LUVIN ME said...

Early morning freakiness!

T. Cas said...

how did I khow when you tagged me it would be about sex. I'm a do this one Thursday, I think.

# 16 is fucking hilarious.

and wheres your sign off today? I was looking forward to being called a bitch azz nigga. LOL

Miz JJ said...

I feel #18. When a dude puts it on you good then you don't want any other dudes. I totally agree with #8 as well. You gotta talk the talk.

muffin said...

you are insanely funny!!!!! i love #21 *rotfctfu*

why i didn't i get tagged? *poutin*

NegroPino™ said...

Da hell is TONY?

JoJo D. said...

Okay,I'ma do your little Tag, Nsane, LOL! But it would be awkward cuz I aint got no green grass to meditate with.... LOL

Peace said...

On #7 - Why do men feel like they gotta postpone for so damn long??!?! Lord - I remember having to fake like 3 times to make a dude feel like he did enough - BUST already!! SHIT! :) Great post!
Peace

Charles said...

Hahahaha...I got tagged!! I feel special now. I'm with Negropino tho...who da hell is Tony? I know everyone else up there cept him...

Nika Laqui said...

T.Cas, you know that it was bout sex, cause like Eddie Murphy said in "LIFE",
"Cause I'm a nasty muthafucka!..."...*lol*

Tony knows who he is...There's a link for him on my site, he's new to the blog world, so my nig some love...

Muffin, I see you every blue moon, but hell, You're tagged now!! HA!

In Denial Hoe said...

Girl- with your permission I may have to borrow this one and maybe add a little more to it just for kicks. This was a good list - wanted to do one for some time but didnt know quite how the response would go over but you made my ball hard to the court I go. Thanks !!!
IDH

Georgiapeach said...

You are creazy!..roflmao!

The Sarccastik Variable Why said...

okay....i don't know what the hell is wrong w/my blog...i just refreshed my blog and it worked...crazy..

Robert Mack said...

What's the deal with 12? You ever told that story before? I remember one on your older blog, but I wasn;t sure if that was a dream or reality.

Nika Laqui said...

Whats my muthafuckin name?

JoJo D. said...

Okay, sis. I did your Tag! It was fun to do...

i like liquor and tv said...

why do you call him Puddy? Does he paint his face when he goes to hockey games? Does he have a Jesus Fish on his car? Does he listen to Christian Rock? Is he a mimbo?
Please don't tell me he has an 8Ball jacket.

Or is it cause yall break up and get together every 5 mins?

Nika Laqui said...

None of the other reasons except the last....*lol*

*lol* at Puddy on Seinfeld...Jesus fish, Christian Rock...I didn't see the hockey episode...no he's not a mimbo...*lol*
Not by a long shot, you know would turn me so off...

But yea, its because everytime I say I'm not gone have sex with him, I end up back in bed with him...

Luckily, I didn't make any bets...Elaine was coming deep out her pockets...*lol*

ILLTV, you know you are too funny!!!

princessdominique said...

Great meme. Straight up and dirty truth! In a good way. *lol*

So...Wise...Sista said...

"When that dude came and I kept suckin and then he said, "I have to piss", so I turned his penis toward him and he golden showered himself...I was ROLLLING on the FLOOR, literally!! I would never let him live that one down....*lol*"

You kidding right?!
Hell naw!
Did he love it? lol

The said...

Ummm....shit!
You are somebody I want to KNOW!

Honey-Libra said...

Ya'll are some crazy girls....

Big Daddy Kane said...

little lady; you tagged me. i did the tag.

According to Tony said...

You are Special! #16 was hilarious. I appreciate the love. Being new and all I'm still learning how y'all do things but I'm enjoying this blog thing and I'll handle the tag.

nikki said...

lmao@#16. damn...at least he didn't drop deuce. then it wouldn't have been so funny...and would have qualified as grounds for a one night stand only.

i like liquor and tv said...

On the Hockey episode the fool painted his face the team colors. Elaine finally told him to stop painting his face because he looked like an idiot, so then that fool decided to paint a letter on his chest so him and his boys could spell out the word DEVILS - the name of the team.

Nika Laqui said...

Nikki, that woulda had me puking...but you know what Nikki, I don't do that shit no more, I keep suckin just a lil while longer, not too long, just a lil while, I learned my lesson...*lol*

ILLTV, I need to get Seinfeld on DVD, I wonder do they have it on ebay?