Congratulations, InsanelySane, you've passed the computerized test for the airport security....

I was a bit nervous...Don't get me wrong, I'm a genius when it comes to taking timed test. This test was supposed to be 2 and a half hours long, well, I finished in 45 minutes. There was english grammar, punctuation, and vocabulary, all simple shit. I thought I did bad on the part where you have to scan items through the X ray machine, but obviously, I did well.... YAAAAHHH!

Ok, now the next test is physical test. Running back and forth with weights, I got that covered, I'm in better shape now....

And the drug test!!! I should be good. I'm glad to know, I'm not an addict anymore. I don 't need weed. I thought I did...but I've done without...however, I may still need to get something to cleanse my system. Cause, "I'm smoke dawg, baby, been smoking since I was two!"

If you X weed heads, current weed heads, have any ideas on how to cleanse my system, please let me know. THANKS!!!

Other than that, I been big pimpin, spending other people's cheese....

Been getting drunk err'day since Kaeven been gone. Shit, I forgot how much fun I am...

Monday evening, I decided to catch up on some sleep, to awaken, hearing someone calling me by my government name, all loud in the streets....

Who THE FUCK????

So, I yell out the window, "WHO THE FUCK CALLIN ME?"...Don't nobody know where I stay like that, so I was stumped...

"This yo cousin!!"

My cousin, my killer, my ride or die nigga, a real ass G', I love him to death. Come to find out this nigga live out West too...

So he comes up, I call my other homeboys, (they want to recruit me into they lil' organization, not a gang or no shit...) they come through, we drank, they smoke, and me and my cousin buss they heads in some spades, while we have nigga talk... the shit I love....



Kissed someone on your blog roll?
No, he kissed me on the cheek....in fronts of "Gina"

Danced in front of your mirror naked?
Of course, I be practicin my moves...

Told a lie?
Who hasn't?
You LIE!!

Had feelings for someone who didnt have them back?
YES

Been arrested?
no, *knock on wood*

Slept in until 5pm?
Yessir, now that Kaeven's gone...

Had sex at work (on the clock)?
Yes, the summer heat be having me doing thangs...

Held a snake?
I touched one...

Ran a red light?
Sometimes its mandatory...

Been suspended from school?
More like kicked out for truancy...

Totaled your car in an accident?
"But I said naw...Bitch I said naw"...*KNOCK ON WOOD!*

Sang karaoke?
Not in a club or anything...
I did the ON DEMAND Comcast karaoke...

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
I'm human...

Gave your private parts a nickname?
When I was younger..."Purina"- puppy chow...

Ever gone to school / work without underwear?
Yes

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
No, I can't swim, mofo better not push me!

Broken a bone?
Nope

Mooned/flashed someone?
Yes

Shaved your head?
No, I just cut all the perm off....

Slept naked?
Of course

Blacked out from drinking?
Yeap..yean know?

Played a prank on someone?
YES, I like to place a bucket of water over the door....*lol* My daddy got me so many times with that one, so its only right to get others....

Had a gym membership?
Nope

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
Yeah

Cried over someone you were in love with?
yep

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
What the hell?!?!?

Subscribed to Maxim?
Naw, but I read my cousin's...

Tripped on shrooms?
Naw, I heard they make yo breathe smell and taste like shit....

Video taped yourself having sex and kept the tape?
Yessir

Eaten alligator meat?
No, heard it tastes like chicken...

Cheesecake?
I love it!

Do you watch porn?
Yes, when my imagination runs dry....

Been bungee jumping?
Hell no...

Til next time, Niggas and Niggettes....