| Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass. |
| Impotence.Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings," |
| The proctologist called |
| Everyone has a photographic memory |
| Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date. |
| Your ridiculous little |
| I used to have a handle |
| WANTED: Meaningful |
| Guys...just because you have one, |
| Some people just don't know how to drive... |
| Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends. |
| Don't like my driving? |
| If you can read this...I can |
| Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. |
| Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself. |
| Hang up and drive!! |
And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
| Welcome to America |
10 comments:
I like the You onlly living cuz its ILLEGAL to shoot you..........that was hilarious
"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them." --- I believe that every day...lol... my little sister is one of those people who is lucky she is surviving because of the law... cause I'd get up in her ass if I could.. telling her I didn't bring you in this world, but I can make taking you out happen quick.
oh and Welcome to America... now speak English is very much needed.
What about "There's A MackMan up in Hurr"? LMAO!
My bumper says: When I die, bury me upside down so the World can kiss my ass." Corny ass shit, I know...
Amen to the last bumper sticker!
My favorite one is Hang Up and DRIVE!!
I be tellin folks that all the time, non chewing gum while they walk asses....
I be like, "Where are the police at so they can give this mark a ticket?"
I heard that shit!...*lol*
lmao@the last one.
my fave is the second to last one though. i wanna scream that to every damn person i see driving and talking on the cell phone at the same time. i swear, if i could hit the mothafucka and get away with it, i would.
these are funny, I like "your ridiculous little opinion has been noted." I wish I could tell people that at work
The last one, welcome to America now speak English, that is hilarious. Living here in NY I think it should be plastered in bathrooms, bus terminals, trains, and especially cabs, lol
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