Friday and Saturday Night Lights...

Greetings....

I've been kickin it so hard for my last week here in the Chi...

Friday, my guys and I drank 2 Fifths of Henn and then hit the club, the hood club. I had a blast, they played all my jams and I was so BUSTED (drunk), I couldn't stop dancing. My body was at one with the beat, I know I was jamming cause all eyes were on me and the bitches were lookin at me with hate in they eyes....

One guy told me to take it down low, and thats when I fell...*lol*, but I got back up and kept dancing, my dance partner fell too, cause he was drunk with me and tried to get low with me....*lol* But we players so we brushed that shit off and kept it moving....

Once I got in the club, I switched it up to striaght shots of Remy Martin...bad move...
Once I got to my homeboy's crib, I fell and needed assistance to the restroom, several times. Amazingly, I didn't "call Earl" (vomit), but I did fall in the tub trying to get my pants back on...
I was in no condition to drive, so I slept where I was....

Saturday, it was back on and poppin. We decided to take our adventures outside of the hood and kick it with the white folks downtown, for a change in scenary and pace. My homeboy is so crazy...Now you all know that when you talk to white people you have to appear less threathning so you don't scare them, right? Well my homeboy says, "YOU COMING OUT?", cause we wanted the parking space. He really scared the white man, he couldn't even get his keys in the door cause he was shaking so much. I never seen anyone drive off so fast...*lol*

Anyway, someone was having a party at some club, I think it was called Zenture or Venture. I never got to see the name of the club, because the bouncers wouldn't let us in, they said my homeboys clothes were too baggy. Mind you he's a big nigga, so basically, they wanted him to have the gay white boy tight fitted button up shirt look. I'm glad we didn't get in, because there were all Asians in the line, and I just knew the most hip hop song they would play would be Nelly Furtado, "Promiscuous"....and who wants to pay a dub just to hear that song?

Someone tell me why when white girls get drunk, they wanna talk and touch on you?
This bitch was walking down the street drunk and belching no-stop, she felt the need to apologize and now she wants to touch me, "Your glasses are so cute on you..." I'm just looking at her like, "get yo hands off of me, I don't know you!" She then goes on to tell us about a bachelorette party, which she describes as an "Extravanganza"....I started busting up laughing and I walked across the streeet so I wouldn't be too rude by laughing in her face.

So we stayed downtown, and headed to the Reunion. Ok, this was more my type of club. They had 2 VIP sections cause Letoya was there and some NBA nigga Brian Cook. I walked my black ass right into the VIP section, acting like I belonged. Then I went to get my homeboys, but they got stopped at the door, so they was just looking at me all salty, while I danced in the VIP room. I was standing right next to the NBA nigga and I didn't know who the hell he was, it wasn't Carmelo, so.....
My guys later on told me who it was, then one of them gone say, Brian Cook looks like my son...*lol*

We left there and went back to the hood for a while and kicked it in the club. Oh yea, I forgot we grabbed another bottle before we hit the club, and yes by that time I was wasted. So wasted, I called Puddy's dumb ass....I don't know why I did, I guess to see if I still had it like that, even though I didn't want to have sex with him....well he gave me the cold shoulder....so FUCK HIM...*lol*

Sunday morning, I got my back broke in lovely by Budd and that was an "Extravaganza"....

****Oh yea I forgot to mention****
How I was grabbing girl's asses in the club.....*lol* I was so drunk I even grabbed Budd's girlfriend's ass.....and tried to holla at her...*lol*

Why was I layin in the middle of the street?
Cause I wanted to do it, like they did on the movie "The Notebook" and I must say it was peaceful.....