Monday, August 21, 2006

Friday and Saturday Night Lights...

Greetings....

I've been kickin it so hard for my last week here in the Chi...

Friday, my guys and I drank 2 Fifths of Henn and then hit the club, the hood club. I had a blast, they played all my jams and I was so BUSTED (drunk), I couldn't stop dancing. My body was at one with the beat, I know I was jamming cause all eyes were on me and the bitches were lookin at me with hate in they eyes....

One guy told me to take it down low, and thats when I fell...*lol*, but I got back up and kept dancing, my dance partner fell too, cause he was drunk with me and tried to get low with me....*lol* But we players so we brushed that shit off and kept it moving....

Once I got in the club, I switched it up to striaght shots of Remy Martin...bad move...
Once I got to my homeboy's crib, I fell and needed assistance to the restroom, several times. Amazingly, I didn't "call Earl" (vomit), but I did fall in the tub trying to get my pants back on...
I was in no condition to drive, so I slept where I was....

Saturday, it was back on and poppin. We decided to take our adventures outside of the hood and kick it with the white folks downtown, for a change in scenary and pace. My homeboy is so crazy...Now you all know that when you talk to white people you have to appear less threathning so you don't scare them, right? Well my homeboy says, "YOU COMING OUT?", cause we wanted the parking space. He really scared the white man, he couldn't even get his keys in the door cause he was shaking so much. I never seen anyone drive off so fast...*lol*

Anyway, someone was having a party at some club, I think it was called Zenture or Venture. I never got to see the name of the club, because the bouncers wouldn't let us in, they said my homeboys clothes were too baggy. Mind you he's a big nigga, so basically, they wanted him to have the gay white boy tight fitted button up shirt look. I'm glad we didn't get in, because there were all Asians in the line, and I just knew the most hip hop song they would play would be Nelly Furtado, "Promiscuous"....and who wants to pay a dub just to hear that song?

Someone tell me why when white girls get drunk, they wanna talk and touch on you?
This bitch was walking down the street drunk and belching no-stop, she felt the need to apologize and now she wants to touch me, "Your glasses are so cute on you..." I'm just looking at her like, "get yo hands off of me, I don't know you!" She then goes on to tell us about a bachelorette party, which she describes as an "Extravanganza"....I started busting up laughing and I walked across the streeet so I wouldn't be too rude by laughing in her face.

So we stayed downtown, and headed to the Reunion. Ok, this was more my type of club. They had 2 VIP sections cause Letoya was there and some NBA nigga Brian Cook. I walked my black ass right into the VIP section, acting like I belonged. Then I went to get my homeboys, but they got stopped at the door, so they was just looking at me all salty, while I danced in the VIP room. I was standing right next to the NBA nigga and I didn't know who the hell he was, it wasn't Carmelo, so.....
My guys later on told me who it was, then one of them gone say, Brian Cook looks like my son...*lol*

We left there and went back to the hood for a while and kicked it in the club. Oh yea, I forgot we grabbed another bottle before we hit the club, and yes by that time I was wasted. So wasted, I called Puddy's dumb ass....I don't know why I did, I guess to see if I still had it like that, even though I didn't want to have sex with him....well he gave me the cold shoulder....so FUCK HIM...*lol*

Sunday morning, I got my back broke in lovely by Budd and that was an "Extravaganza"....

****Oh yea I forgot to mention****
How I was grabbing girl's asses in the club.....*lol* I was so drunk I even grabbed Budd's girlfriend's ass.....and tried to holla at her...*lol*

Why was I layin in the middle of the street?
Cause I wanted to do it, like they did on the movie "The Notebook" and I must say it was peaceful.....

26 comments:

nikki said...

you were grabbing their asses...while you were drunk?? YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE WHITE!

Nika Laqui said...

*lol* Nikki you crazy...I didn't know white girls did that...*lol*

Honey-Libra said...

AHHHAHAHA man sleeping the bathtub are you serious at least you knew you weren't gonna fall out the bed LOL...Don't you just love drunk dialing...it makes for the best converstaion the day after. Drunk sex is great too haha...for some reason your extra horny anywho sounds like you had a blast and what's up with you and that joker eyebrow in your pic lol...what's your angle boy you plottin on me

Knockout Zed said...

What in the fuck...? You were grabbin' chicks asses? Why can't I get away with shit like that?

KZ

Nika Laqui said...

Honey Libra...*lol* You crazy, I was hoping no one noticed the Joker brow....I look crazy...*lol* Well I am...
I didn't sleep in the tub, just fell in it, tryin to fasten my pants...

Zed, it was only 2...one chic had on these white shorts in the club, I couldn't resist...*lol* I made sure my guy was walkin behind me, so she would think he did it...*lol*

The other was Budd's girlfriend, she just looked over it cause I was wasted....and she laughed...*lol*
She want it...*lol*

jus butterfli said...

YOU ARE SO FUCKIN' WILD!!

I almost spit out my tea when I got to the part about you takin' it down low and falling! (still LMAO)

This whole post was hilarious! But, I'm glad you had a good time. Seems to me that you deserve it after all the shit you've been going thru lately!

And the braids look SO cute on you!!

Peace momma!

Atl_Mack said...

Ass grabbing Insane. Looking real different in a cute way in that new Picture...

T. Cas said...

You got another fun going away weekend. You killing it with the braids.

beautyinbaltimore said...

You are lucky none of those girls tried to tongue you down after you felt their butts.

Teej said...

damn chick! you kicked it hella hard. I think you were at 'Zentra' sweetie........

Robert Mack said...

I love that new pic....its screaming "Come and get me" for real...LOL...But anyways I'm glad you had fun...pinching asses...would have loved to have seen that!....what's up with this leaving chicago again? I thought you were here for a lil while longer?

Nika Laqui said...

Thanks Teej, I swear I couldn't figure out for the life of me what the name of the club was...and when niggas drunk they can't talk right...*lol*

Rob, I'm here til Monday, my flight leaves at 9am...

Thanks Buterfli, yes I am so FUCKIN WILD!!

Atl Mack, Thanks sweetheart...

T. Cas, you was killin them with the tux...

Nika Laqui said...

BeautyinBaltimore, I'm lucky? Naw they lucky!!!...*lol*

SLUMP FACADE said...

Nothing wrong with a handful of black ass, I'm just trying to figure out how BIG your hand are because most sista's ass are climbing out the top of their jeans! Unless you are Fallen Angel, oops...

Nique=Dope. said...

Layin in the street can be theraputic. Well...if theres no traffic comin.

TTD said...

that's how white chicks do! and as you see.. get a sista drunk enough, she the same damn way! LMAO! but white chicks dont even have to be drunk to be wantin to talk to you & be all up on you...

when do you leave?

Nika Laqui said...

My hands are very small SlumpFacade...I didn't palm it or nothing, very sublty though...

Nique, it was very therapuetic....and it was late no traffic was coming...so I take it you've done it also?
Well my friends were looking at me all crazy and shit...I told them I wasn't on no drunk shit either, it was something I've always wanted to do, since I saw that movie, only difference is my lover didn't lay with me....I know my BD would though...FREE MY BD!!!...*lol*

TTD, well no white chics ever grabbed my ass..so I wouldn't know about that one....but on the other side, I don't have to be drunk to do it, had we been in a gay club, I can get away with it anyway.....
I leave Monday...I can't wait, I will be glad to get my tan on...and I'll have a sparring partner and I can try to find Derry...

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Damn girl - sounds like you had hella fun. I'm not mad atcha! :D

mrs.tj said...

I need to start kicking hard like that...life is too short!
Holla!

NegroPino™ said...

Was she cute?

The Phoenix aka ThatGirlTam said...

Lawd hammercy you are BUSY over the weekends, huh?? Ass grabbin, drunken falls and gettin your back blown out...

Oh the joys of being young!!

Dynasty said...

Girl, you know I'll be home for Labor Day, so we have to get together and hang one night.

I have had to grab a white chick wrist before for touching my face. She stepped on my foot and reflexes made me push her off it. She turned and apologized and reached to touch my face in a pat. I caught her wrist in the air and told her don't do that. She walked off in a huff. Dingy broad...LOL!

brwn_eyes_brwngirl said...

lol...I agree with that white girl bull...they have it bad here in colorado.. and it sounds like you had a wild weekend,...that's my type of weekend.

Zeezy4Sheezy said...

i finally added u on tha blogroll.. Has anyone every told you that you're lips are juicy as if you've been kissing on hot stove??

Anonymous said...

Dang I know I been missing something..your blog...I am fully entertained..Ya ass is insane, well yea the white girl was out of pocket..but damn you kicks it too hard...and you def live life...Shiiit I need to take note...much props to ya for not giving a lovely fuck...lol

MsPerdie said...

Damn, I wish I was there.... I know you had fun!