Thursday, August 24, 2006

The Life of a Man...

This is gonna be a short post.
I'm gonna ask for more feedback than I do talk.

I truly feel I have done everything a man has or ever wanted to do, sexually.

Ok, that's it.

Now men, tell me what it is that you have wanted to do or have done, or simply just some of your wild fantasies. (Shit, I mean, shit a woman isn't supposed to do cause of the double standard)

Then by your answers I will be able to say, I have or have not lived my life as a man, in a woman's body.

20 comments:

VerseOne said...

i'll set this off. i know this chic who told me she had sex in the dj booth at a club. i always thought it be hot to do something like that. up in the club, with some music shaking the walls, a gang of folks around, none of them aware of whats happenin' in front of them.
probably some good reggae tunes playing in the background...

*note to self... see about getting a babysitter next weekend*



Peace
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Peace

layne bowden said...

Since I ain't no dude and since I'm the sweet & innocent type (cough), Imma leave this one alone. I simply wanted you to know I was here.

I'll definitely be back to check on the replies that I'm sure will come pouring in at any minute! (LOL)

This is gonna be WAY interesting!!

Be... thought-full! Peace...

Ms.Honey said...

I am so coming back to see what they said LOL..but I must say I have done the very thing that verseone mentioned (wink)

Zeezy4Sheezy said...

I'm a dangerous nucca.. I don't even know if this possible but I want my "Superman" slobbed while I'm in the passenger seat and she's driving! I can handle the wheel but she betta know how to handle that stick

nikki said...

oh there are some PUNKS on this internet. where the brothas with the answers damnit? WHAT THE FUCK?!?

nikki said...

btw, verse betta hope and pray he stay married.

Nika Laqui said...

Yall are soooo weak!!!!

THis is bullshit!!!

Verse, I guess what I meant to say is what men would do that a woman shouldn't...

Zeezy4Sheezy, Its very possible! I done it...I was the passenger. It was raining, the windows were foggy.....and at each stop light, he blessed me...

Nikki, They are some punks out here....
I'm getting very upset....come on people, let's keep it real!!!

Ming Houser, Realtor said...

I wish these men would speak up...Cuz this could get very interesting...LOL!

Ming Houser, Realtor said...

I wish these men would speak up...Cuz this could get very interesting...LOL!

onefromphilly said...

See this right here is why men shouldn’t never complain that their woman doesn’t keep it fresh in the bedroom. Cause y’all a’int speaking up. This is how women communicate, we read, we ask questions, we discuss stuff. If we read something about fantasies or sex that we think our man might like, hell we’ll try it. SO MEN SPEAK THE FUK UP!

Zeezy4Sheezy said...

this is quite sad..

ShawnQt said...

hmmm... let me think.

I have had my dick sucked in the library...talk trying to keep quiet!

I have had sex while others were watching... exhibitionist I know!

Hmmm...

What would I like to do? In my wildest dreams... have sex with a stripper right after the show, in the back of the club? lol

Let me get back to work, trying to get me all hard over here.

ShawnQt said...

hmmm... let me think.

I have had my dick sucked in the library...talk trying to keep quiet!

I have had sex while others were watching... exhibitionist I know!

Hmmm...

What would I like to do? In my wildest dreams... have sex with a stripper right after the show, in the back of the club? lol

Let me get back to work, trying to get me all hard over here.

G. Mo said...

Hell, I'll go ahead and jump out there with some of the wild things that I've done.

- got busy in an Old Navy dressing room on a few occasions... they've got a lotta space and some big azz mirrors.

- had one very muddy encounter with this one chic underneath a construction trailer that sat only on a bunch of cinderblocks.

- boned this honey on the pitcher's mound of this baseball field at this park I used to play softball at... wouldn't do it again cuz the mosquito bites on my azz were a muhf***a!!!

- (don't ask me why I did this one... I was young and high and crazy!) got head from a chic that had a razor blade in her mouth the entire time she slobbed...

that's enough for now

TTD said...

i must agree w/ the ladies that the brothers are kinda week on this one! i came thru yesterday morning.. there was 1 comment.. i came thru yesterday afternoon... still only 1 comment... the comment section on this page is usually quite thick... where the brothas at?

Knockout Zed said...

What the fuck haven't I done that I wanted to?

Have two lesbians try to tongue kiss with my dick in the way.

The 'net is a trip. I can't think of anything I've done that you haven't heard before. I'm serious.

I once got head from a co-worker in a conference room in the middle of the day at work. Eh?

KZ

Nika Laqui said...

ShawnQT and Zed, I knew yall would come thru....

Shawn, I'm scared of strippers....but I also don't like male strippers, but at least you were honest....
The library, I need to try that one...I take that back...be there done that...we got kicked out of the library...*lol*

Zed, Conference room, CHECK..
Haven't had two homosexual men...*lol* does being straight count?...*lol*

G-Mo,, the closest thing I've had to a razor blade was a few guys with braces....

Teej said...

This the blog I was supposed to be scared of?

Man please!

So these are all things I've either done or want to do. Imma keep it realer than real so dont nobody look at me crazy here....

*Sneak into the bathroom at a public place and get it popping

* Hit a chick from the back while she's eating another chick

*Have her swallow and thoroughly enjoy that shit

*Ride it til she cums on it, then hops off and sucks her cum off it

*Have her ride my face while she smokes a joint/blunt (this is one of my kinky fantasies so pardon me)

*Choking/Spanking/Role playing/BDSM

Im gon stop right here. Yall aint ready for the boy!

"No girl can freak me/Im just too nasty!" - Ghostface

Rashan Jamal said...

I want to get head on a rollercoaster and then buy the picture when i get off the ride. Other than that, the only thing I haven't done that I want to do is have a 3 some with 2 chicks. It don't take much to please me.

Some of the highlights: sex in the corner of a club (It was reggae night and she was wearing a skirt with no panties). Head on the highway while going 70, sex on my patio in the middle of the afternoon.

Black Bluechip said...

I know I'm a little late but let me jump in the mix with my freaky tales and aspirations.

Done:
Joined the mile high club in the bathroom on a Continental flight from the Chi to Houston with a chick I met at the gate waiting for a delayed flight.

LOL! This one's funny. Got head from a cashier at Toys R Us in the cage where they keep the video games. Everybody on the Southside knows the toys-r-us i'm talking about on 87th and the Dan Ryan!

Got drunk with my roommate and his peoples and then knocked off his girl on the couch while he passed out drunk on the floor. LOL! I still regret that to this day. When I'm on that Hen' I'll do some foul stuff.

Made this little wanna be black Asian girl ball up and cry. That was hillarious!

Done the R Kelly golden shower thing. Wasn't really my idea. This white chick wanted it. Afterwards I was just looking at her grossed out like, "Your parents sent you to college to let a nigga piss on you"


Want to do:

Still haven't served up no facials.

Haven't done the whole choking a chick while she's coming. Think that would be some fly Jack the Ripper shit.

I wanna have something jump off in like a crowded restaurant under the table like on that movie American Wedding.

Haven't had a 3-some.

Bang on one of those elevators that have the glass wall that you can see from the lobby.