Friday, July 14, 2006

QUOTES (TV SHOWS and MOVIES) TRIVIA ANSWERS....

Okay here's the answers....thanks everyone for playing...

T.Cas
and Teej did a great job....I'm impressed...

Blue Butterfli
- You got the one no one else did, Silence of the Lambs...Good WORK, (I'll add you to my blog roll soon as I stop being lazy....)

ILLTV- I knew you would get the Seinfeld one's, those were freebies for you....



"I'm not his girl, he's my gangster" -
Billy Bathgate

"He got a lot of heart for a cocksucka"- The Wire, "Stringer Bell"

"You stay right there, I'll go. There's a stench of adultery in here."-Intermission, a Irish rubbish film...

"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."-Scarface

"Remember it ,Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fuck."-Friday "Smokey"

"Wake yo' bitch-ass up, lucky charms. I like my fish wet and squirmy."- Friday After Next "Pinky"

"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away."-Jerry Seinfeld

"Yeah, I'm like a marriage counselor. Tell the man he oughta bring the bitch some flowers every once in a while. Tell the bitch she gotta suck some cock every once in a while. That sort of shit."- The Wire "Proposition Joe"

"Rise and shine, campers, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today."- Groundhog Day

" You ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting out profanities?...Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch... bastard, douche-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead!"- What About Bob?, sorry not Deuce Bigalow

"A man curses because he doesn't have the words to say what's on his mind."- Malcolm X "Baines"

"Little nigga you can't even pee straight!"- Education of Sonny Carson, when Sonny tries to get recruited into the Lords gang.

"How dare you talk to me like I'm some common-sissified wimp?!"- JD's Revenge

"I ain't no jive ass black nigger, honey. Who do you think I am? Geraldine?" - Fritz the Cat

" Nigga, I know you ain't dumb enough to be showin' niggas the robbery tape, man. What's up with that?"- Menace II Society "Caine"

"They still gonna fuck you up." - Poetic Justice "Justice"

"Just 'cause you pour syrup on shit doesn't make it pancakes!"- Juice "Trip aka Samuel Jackson, MMMmm mmmm Bitches"

"I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?" - The Professional "Stansfield aka Gary Oldman"

"Don't worry, you can suck my dick after class!"- How High "the Arab Student Counselor"

"Better watch your back Fish! Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time. Next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail... FRUIT!" - Half Baked "Nasty Nate"....*lol*

"My great great great granddaddy was a pimp and a slave. He would have his hoes out in the field picking his cotton for him, he didn't have to do a goddamn thing!"- Dead Presidents "Chris Tucker"

"You guys think it's so funny because I want to be something besides a factory worker or a football player. Well, that's because you're a bunch of stupid niggers that don't know shit!"- Cooley High "Preach"

"You either get down or lay down."- State Property

"Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything"- Fight Club

"Sit your five-dollar ass down before I make change."- New Jack City "Nino"

"I never killed anybody who didn't deserve it."- King of New York "Frank White"

"Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast." - Bronx Tale "Chazz aka Sonny"...but hell with technology, nigga can pop his own lock with his remote....

"Easy peasy japanesey."- Shawshank Redemption "Brooks"

"The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps."- Pulp Fiction "Ving Rhanes" "I'm about to get medievel on yo ass"...*lol*

"'...but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?" - GoodFellas "Joe Pesci"

"We begin by coveting what we see every day." - Silence of the Lambs "Hannibal Lecter"

"Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die."- American Beauty

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok."- Taxi Driver

" Your mind makes it real ...The body cannot live without the mind"- The Matrix "Morpheus"

"Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it."- American History X

'In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again."- Snatch

"Your stupidity may be your one saving grace."- Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

"You could fill the Staple Center with what you don't know."- Crash

"Money making Mitch...."- Paid in Full

"I bet we've eaten everything on a pig from the rooter to the tooter." - Boomerang "John Witherspoon"

"Well, get it the fuck out yer eye and roll the dice, you blind motherfucker!" - Harlem Nights...of course


17 comments:

i like liquor and tv said...

"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away."

Jerry Seinfeld, after George got caught staring at the NBC exec's 15 year old daughter's cleavage, who was played by Denise Richards.

MZPEACH said...

I just watch the movies. I don't think about quotes.
I think I recognized Friday, Menace To SOciety, Boyz N Da Hood.

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Rashan Jamal said...

okay, I love a pop quiz first thing in the morning. Here are some of them.

Remember it ,Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fuck." Smokey in Friday

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away." Seinfeld

" You ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting out profanities?...Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch... bastard, douche-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead!" Deuce Bigalow

Little nigga you can't even pee straight Dead Presidents I think

" Nigga, I know you ain't dumb enough to be showin' niggas the robbery tape, man. What's up with that?" Menace II Society

"They still gonna fuck you up." Poetic Justice

"Better watch your back Fish! Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time. Next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail... FRUIT!" Half Baked

"Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast." A Bronx Tale

"The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps." Pulp Fiction

"'...but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?" Goodfellas

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok." Taxi Driver

I think I've monopolized enough of your comment section.

LUVIN ME said...

I recognized a couple of them...

The Sarccastik Variable Why said...

"Remember it, Write it down" - Friday "Smokey told Felecia begging ass"
What kinda shyt is that people wanna borrow sugar...you wanna borrow my car "HELL NAW!!!

Cleaveage looking - Seinfeld..hilarious...
Robbery tape viewing - Menace II Society
Sit your 5-dollar ass - (give me a hint)....somebody had a cane or pistol to whomever stood up...damn it i can't remember...

Funny dialogue - Goodfellas...Joe Pesci told Liotta...that's still a trip evertime...

OMG CLASSIC...

Red Foxx had the table..."I got something in my eye"....lol...me & wifey still crack up about it everyday...

please remind me of the one i missed....be easy

Prophetess said...

Okay, Little Momma: I think I recognized: Seinfeld, Menace II Society, New Jack City, Shawshank Redemption (that's my number one movie! That and Purple Rain), Good Fellas, Deuce Bigalow(part One), Poetic Justice, and Taxi Driver (I think...)

Charles said...

"Either you get down or lay down..." Either one of those State Property Movies...

Charles said...

Oh yeah: "I'm funny like how? Do I ammuse you...?" Goodfellas

I know I know more...cause some of them sound madd familiar...

Nika Laqui said...

No Boyz N the Hood, No Purple Rain...

i like liquor and tv said...

"You either get down or lay down."

Brokeback Mountain

Nika Laqui said...

No Deuce Bigalow...
No Brokeback Mountain, maybe, but I didn't see that one, is it good ILLTV?

Didi Roby said...

Now you know I can't do these right?...lol:)

I'm shocked that Teej hasn't been by here....good stuff ma!

Teej said...

man....you got some shit up in here! im proud.

im here deeds. t.cas i see ya man!

well lemme see here....

i see some.....

Billy Bathgate
Friday
The Wire
(dude is that some fucking) What About Bob?
Menace II Society
Player's Club?
Juice
Dead Presidents
State Property
Cooley High
New Jack City
A Bronx Tale
Pulp Fiction
Goodfellas
American Beauty
Taxi Driver
Crash
Harlem Nights

yo you came with some shit here. oh yeah...i fucks with you. but you alright knew that, right?

Anonymous said...

lovely post...alot I knew, very few I didn't..I'm a movie buff! How creative Insane....

Nika Laqui said...

Teej YOU'RE THE BEST....No Players Club tho....
But DAMN, you almost got em all!!!

i like liquor and tv said...

Girl I haven't seen Brokeback..it looks boring. Get down or lay down just sounds like something a gay dude would say.