Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Enter the Derry Part 2

Derry was 5 years older than me, but he looked very young for his age. He was 25, but looked 18. I had the best of both worlds. He was 5'5, and had 2 gold teeth on each of his top canines. Before Derry, I was repulsed by gold teeth. For one, the gold in Dallas, is a dull gold, it looks black and makes your mouth protrude. Derry didn't have a mouth full of golds and he got his gold in New Orleans, his hometown. And his dental hygeine was superb. He stayed flossing, brusing and polishing his golds and his breathe never stanked... So I gave him a pass. Besides, that N.O accent had me faded. They way he would say, "Baby" and everything else made me laugh and made me moist.

Anyway...I became a welcomed visitor at his house. Mind you, this was a house of males so, the company would also be all males. I felt right at home, I was always the only chic amongst a gang of niggas. Every weekend, they would have a cookout and watch the games and get high and drunk. Of course, I was always there.

So finally, I'm ready to consummate our relationship, so we head out to the movies, grab a bite to eat and go back to my place. He spent the night there and upon arrival to his home, he found out that he had been robbed. Not of his electronics and shit, but of his wardrobe. This nigga had a closet filled with clothes with matching shoes for each fit. Now all gone....

I felt sorry for him. I was planning to step back away from him after we consummated cause I refused to get heartbroken or egobroken again. But I didn't want to kick him while he was down so I stuck around, feeling somewhat respnsible for his loss. I also made sure to check with him to make sure he had no thoughts that I had something to do with the theft, I mean, I was a prime suspect and all. He was with me while the shit happened. But that wasn't on his bird. Slick had been smoking rocks, skimming the rent money and now this...

I went and copped Derry a few designer T-Shirts, Polo's and khaki's for work from Marshall's, while out on my routine shopping sprees.

For all you single women out there, by single I mean childless. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT, have a child, if you are not yet willing to sacrifice the weekly trips to the mall, hair and nail shop.(Not to say I regret having my son cause I don't, without him I don't know where I would be right now and how much focus I would have, I'm just saying its a huge sacrifice) I stayed fly and stayed flying to and from Chicago, cause I had it like that, now I don't....

Anyway, he lit up when I brought him the clothes. They were the only clothes he owned. He fell off, but I was still by his side, like a real bitch would be...

TO BE CONTINUED...

24 comments:

Georgiapeach said...

Girl this crap is stupid. My internet..lol. Not the post..lol. My sister told me I needed to clarify what was stupid..lol.

I love both these posts. You have the most unique way of telling your stories. You make your own rules, and it's absolutely brilliant. I love it, because I can relate to every story you write. You should really read The Coldest Winter ever and stop bullshitting around. Also, start writing your book please.

I didn't let my little sister read your post, but I am showing her to you...lol.

She is going to type something to you..rofl. I am stupid.

Here she is:

Hi this is erin and nice to meet you.You are very pretty. I really don't have nothing else to say. Brandy is so lame, she is wrapped up in this blog world. I don't know why she be tripping I eighteen years old. Bye.

That was my little sister Erin..lol. She had me type the last two sentences because she is lame and is so country. So country that she is eating slim jim and nacho cheese bugles..lol. Anyway, I am hipping her to you, because I am going to allow her to read your blog, she will absolutlely adore you too! Anyway, can't wait until part Two.

Hey did you notice that you are already at 799 profile views? Hot DAMN!

Georgiapeach said...

PART THREE I MEAN!!!

Nika Laqui said...

DAMN, I didn't notice, and this is the new blog, HOT DAMN!!

ROFL at Erin, you are so lame Brandy...just kidding..*lol*

Girl, I read that book. Its uncanny how she writes like me....but she got her book out first...so I write like her I guess...and Zane too, but I j ust read her shit too....in no way was I biting they shit....

Thanks Brandy! I'm glad Erin told you to clarify, cause I was like damn, does my story really suck big BALLS or what? *lol*

I gotta start writing the book, I started but its hard with my life its so much shit to write, I need to just speak it and let someone else type shit....

Girl there's so much shit I have to leave out on the blog cause then I wouldn't have a book, gotta save some of the dram for the book, for that paper, ya dig? I wish I could get paid off this blog!

Nika Laqui said...

BTW, I don't like how part 3 is written, I have some editing to do, then I gotta come with part 4, how we lost touch....

Nika Laqui said...

Yall goofy as hell, you like, Here she is like you puttin her on the phone or something...*lol*

Nika Laqui said...

To Erin, thanks for the compliment hun, you are very pretty as well, you look better than Brandy!....*lol* I'm so silly...*lol* Tell Brandy to ease up, you GROWN!!...*lol*

Let the girl read....Brandy!..*lol*

I gotta come met yall...

T. Cas said...

you copped the nigga some gear? Thats some real shit right there. you don't find many women down like that.

The Stiltwalker said...

you right t. cas. Cause he would have been naked as hell messing with me.

LUVIN ME said...

Ride or die! That's what I'm talkin' 'bout. Not many women would have stayed around.

Part three...

DestroTheBiggaFigga said...

Damn girl you keep it real sista, Stay Strong and continue to be true to your partna.

Mr.Venom said...

Okay so this is my first time here and already I have a bad feeling about this. My first clue was the gold canines.

Honey-Libra said...

Hmmm....let's see what else happens

Robert Mack said...

That was really sweet. I mean you knew his sizes and all that??? I'm telling you I never find these type of chicks!

So...Wise...Sista said...

Great story!
And that def shows what kind of sista you are for handling up like that for him....
but it also says a lot about his situation...and I don't like it. lol I feel a "good dude/bad circumstances" kind of ending coming. I'm sayin, his closet got robbed not his bank account. He works, has roommates and NO dough to re-up? Hmm...I'm ready for part 3!

JoJo D. said...

Alright, Lil'Momma; you must have a beef with Dallas? This is the like the 4th or 5th time you done ragged on us... what's up? LOL.

Funny, but my gold and platinum don't look whack like you say Dallas gold does. Of course, I invest in gold and diamonds, so I make sure I always get proper shit. I can't be walking 'round with my bling halfway blinging, LOL!

Girl, aint nothing wrong with handling for your man. How many times I done done it? Have a nigga looking sharper than cheddar cheese when we going out. I don't want no monster walking next to me, looking raggedy and homeless, LOL!

Surely Derry didn't think you had something to do with his shit being robbed... Naw, he didn't think that, because why would you be in on his shit being jacked, but then turn around and break off your hard earned dollars to replace his stolen shit?

Stay sane, Lil' Sis!

Jaimie said...

aww...you're nice.

i want to know what happened next...

don't you love going to memory lane?

BossMack said...

I like tha way you are doing this baby!

Dee said...

I LUV the accent 2!!!!! My current intrest "big country" says "baby" and I kinda melt a little!!!!! He also calls me "young lady" and I think that's hella cute since i'm 5 years older than him!!!!!!

NameLiar said...

Interesting...so thats how you got turned on to grillz.

Deeds said...

Told like a true Ridah!

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The Sarccastik Variable Why said...

nice story...how long do we have to wait for the next version....

mrs.tj said...

can't wait for the next part.
Holla!

PhillyLive said...

That's crazy how you met or seen all those people. I can count on one hand how many famous or all most famous people I met or got next too. Also, your R. Kelly & Big Lez commenst were madd funny. You must really be stacked if people are try'n to get at you like that.

PHILLY HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. ONE.....