I can make you feel like a pimp one day....
And make you feel like shit the nexxt day....
Don't fuck with me!!!!
Pooby must forgot who I was, or he must thought I was still that little girl from back in the day....
Where the hell he get off thinking he can just shout on me?
I warned him once, stop yelling at me....
He continued, so I let him holla at my boy "Tone"....
No one likes getting hung up on....
Well hell, I don't need to hear that shit, bad enough I have marks yellin at me at work on the phone about they damn light bill.....and I can't hang up on them....
I planned on never speaking to him again, hell, I wasn't gone call him....
He called yesterday," You fired me again?"
"Nah, I just don't need to hear that shit...."
Puddy and I are, text message friends....
Thats fine with me, cause our last conversation was weird, but we will text each other all day.
Talking shit, cussing each other out, reminiscing......
Why am I encountering all Virgo males?
But they are off limits, cause I already have a work boyfriend....
I was supposed to have a "Lollapolooza" yesterday with my young tender, we both had the day off....
But I refuse to disrespect his mother's house in that fashion ever again, we gotta get a room....
Lord knows I was horny yesterday and been wanting another round, but in due time and when the time is right....
So I can scream at the top of my lungs, yelling obscenities while his mother isn't privy....
He does what I tell him to do, he even asks me for my advice and permission to do things...*lol*
The other night while we were talking, he tells me "Goodnight"....
Then his drunken mother in the background says, "You don't even tell me GOODNIGHT!!!"...
I was rolling and I think he was embarrased...*lol*
"Lack of the first party brings forth the full attention of the second party"
Remember my daddy told me that, well, I been practicing that shit....
Especially on 2Pac's ass....
I haven't spoken with him since......our "Lollapolooza"...
I don't answer his calls, or return them....
Now he's picking my dad for information on my schedule, plans, etc.
You shoulda seen how his face lit up when he seen me yesterday.
But then I told him some news that could have him singing Usher, "Confessions part 1 and 2"
But lucky for me CRIMSON TIDE finally arrived and boy am I happy to see it!
Missy almost jinxed me....
But between you and me, the only person I want at this particular moment is the young tender, thats crazy....but thats Real Talk.
I really didn't get to enjoy my teenage years cause I was already living as a responsible adult.
I live vicariously through him and at time revert to that little 19 year old girl.
Its a good feeling.
The weather is Great, I just hope it doesn't rain, there's a 40% chance of precipitation.
86 degrees, waking up to 68 degree weather....
"I'm working this graveshift and I ain't paid shit...I wish I could buy me a spaceship and fly...."-Kanye West
Why does Kaeven know all the new songs?
"Shake that Money Maker"-Luda
The new Chris Brown song...
His favorite "Push It to the Limit" -Ricky Ross
"Walk it Out"- DJ Unk
"Peanut Butter & Jelly"- Cadillac Don
"Unappreciated"-Cherish
Thats okay though, cause he knows how to write his alphabet and numbers...
Write and spell his name.
And he knows his address and can count.....
So he can do that, but I had to stop him from singing, "You and that Booty"-E-40
My baby so country, but thats okay he was born here.....so techinically he is a "Texas Boi"
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Friday, October 20, 2006
RANDOM REPLY Post
Thats not his chick just some female that wanted him, but I kinda ummm, cuffed, I didn't really start noticing him like that til she said it.....the DD just sealed the deal!
Pooby had seent me at the bus stop with "D.T.".....called my phone, I just looked at it and pressed silent....
All the while, I'm absorbing the body heat from my young tender......frolicking.....
Pooby called my phone later, 20 mins, later.
"I know you heard me calling YOU!...."
(Don't he mean saw him calling me....he saw me press mute on his ass...*lol*)
"I'm gone whup yo ass when I see you!"
"What are you talking about?"
"All hugged up with that nigga at the bus stop...."
****Hysterical LAUGHTER just at the present moment as I write this****
"I was cold and keeping warm, if you saw me cold you shoulda gave me a ride or a fucking hoodie or something..." (That was so weak he saw me not answer his call....while I'm frolicking....*lol*)
"Yea you was doing too much...."
***MORE HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER*****
"Why is you coming at me like that? I hope you playing..."
"yea I'm just playing"
But forreal, thanks for calling me cause you saw me with my young tender, just to say "I saw you...."(Me thinking to myself....)
.
Pooby had seent me at the bus stop with "D.T.".....called my phone, I just looked at it and pressed silent....
All the while, I'm absorbing the body heat from my young tender......frolicking.....
Pooby called my phone later, 20 mins, later.
"I know you heard me calling YOU!...."
(Don't he mean saw him calling me....he saw me press mute on his ass...*lol*)
"I'm gone whup yo ass when I see you!"
"What are you talking about?"
"All hugged up with that nigga at the bus stop...."
****Hysterical LAUGHTER just at the present moment as I write this****
"I was cold and keeping warm, if you saw me cold you shoulda gave me a ride or a fucking hoodie or something..." (That was so weak he saw me not answer his call....while I'm frolicking....*lol*)
"Yea you was doing too much...."
***MORE HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER*****
"Why is you coming at me like that? I hope you playing..."
"yea I'm just playing"
But forreal, thanks for calling me cause you saw me with my young tender, just to say "I saw you...."(Me thinking to myself....)
.
Monday, October 16, 2006
I ONLY DO RANDOM POSTS Post
***BEARS WIN AGAIN!!!!! We going all the way baby.....****
***I can't wait to talk shit ta-maul (tommorrow) at work.***
**6-0 to all you non-believers!!!!
***I can't wait to talk shit ta-maul (tommorrow) at work.***
**6-0 to all you non-believers!!!!
******Now nobody can talk on the phone, but when the BEARS was losing, my phone was blowing up...**
**KAEVEN GETS US FREE FOOD....
**Kae and I had Chinese cuisine for brunch on Saturday....
***The waitress notifies me that the Caucasian took care of our tab.***
***The caucasian states, "Your son is so well-behaved, I took care of your tab, the tip and everything.. "
****He behaves so well, he's so well-behaved....like Chris Rock say, "He speaks so well, he's so well-spoken...."
***Like he supposed to be misbehaving...thats those caucasian kids that be acting a damn DONKEY in resturants...
***GOD BLESS his white heart....but in the back of my mind, I thought he was tryna get some of this sweetcoochBROWN...
***PUDDY texts me at 4:21 am...."PUNK Muthafucka! U make me sick!!!!!"
***I told yall he hung up on my face last weekend, when I called from my new #...
***We texted again....as he evaded my questions and I evaded his....
***I finally talked to him.....even though it felt weird, strange even....
***Virgos use the same lines...
**"I don't believe in astrology...."
***They have the same cynical, sarcastic, humor about them...
***Like Puddy, DONKEY DICK...says "Sweetie"....
****"I'm sorry sweetie...nothing sweetie"
***For lunch, well I WAS lunch and I got my "tossed salad".....
***He didn't used to do that.....oh my!!!
*But again, it was 4 minutes, so disappointing...
***ALWAYS WATCHIN OUT FOE HATIN ASS HOES!!!
**They're everywhere....
***I don't truss em, none of them...
**"LOVE ALL, TRUST NONE!!!, WRONG NONE!!!"
****DID I wrong her, did I really take her 19 year old?
**They probably think CHITOWN is "bougish, boguish and MAFIA, say WHAT!!???"
***Nah he ain't want her anyway, I aksed him, before he made a move....
**Did I say how the BEARS came BACK in the 4th QUARTER!!!!?!!!?!!!??
*I KNOW U SEE IT!!!!
*Innie Minnie Miny MOE!!!
***I'm HORNY!!!
**But yall prolly already know that!
***Do I sound country???
*BABY DADDY SAY I WANT TO SOUND COUNTRY BAD ASS HELL..
*****I DON'T!!!!!
Aiight Kin DOO,(kinfolk) thats what someone said to me, here...I was like what is that?...
HOLLA!!!
***I finally talked to him.....even though it felt weird, strange even....
***Virgos use the same lines...
**"I don't believe in astrology...."
***They have the same cynical, sarcastic, humor about them...
***Like Puddy, DONKEY DICK...says "Sweetie"....
****"I'm sorry sweetie...nothing sweetie"
***I HATE THAT VIRGO SHIT!!, no I don't, but I hate that the 19 year old reminds me of Puddy....
**How can he mistake "Holla", for "I LOVE YOU!!?"
***He thinks I like, some dude at work, I don't even like, but he is attractive...but not hit-able...
***He thinks I like, some dude at work, I don't even like, but he is attractive...but not hit-able...
***For lunch, well I WAS lunch and I got my "tossed salad".....
***He didn't used to do that.....oh my!!!
*But again, it was 4 minutes, so disappointing...
***ALWAYS WATCHIN OUT FOE HATIN ASS HOES!!!
**They're everywhere....
***I don't truss em, none of them...
**"LOVE ALL, TRUST NONE!!!, WRONG NONE!!!"
****DID I wrong her, did I really take her 19 year old?
**They probably think CHITOWN is "bougish, boguish and MAFIA, say WHAT!!???"
***Nah he ain't want her anyway, I aksed him, before he made a move....
**Did I say how the BEARS came BACK in the 4th QUARTER!!!!?!!!?!!!??
*I KNOW U SEE IT!!!!
*Innie Minnie Miny MOE!!!
***I'm HORNY!!!
**But yall prolly already know that!
***Do I sound country???
*BABY DADDY SAY I WANT TO SOUND COUNTRY BAD ASS HELL..
*****I DON'T!!!!!
Aiight Kin DOO,(kinfolk) thats what someone said to me, here...I was like what is that?...
HOLLA!!!
Saturday, October 14, 2006
THE KAE-MAN, THE BIG KAE-STER!
DIFFERENT TYPES OF DICK...
GOT THIS ONE FROM REDSTALLYUN....
MISERABLE DICK - When the guy is extremely handsome. He says the right things,does the right things. When it comes to sex, he is lacking in this department. He sucks your tits too hard, kisses your mouth too long, stays around your neck forever, fingers you like a GYN Doctor, licks your pussy like he was in a track meet and has a very small dick. You try to give him some head and only find that you are actually sucking a pacifier. This is so miserable. You think, "how can a guy so fine, so polite have weak game?" To top everything off ladies, how about just when in your mind your going to try to get the best out of this even if you have to make yourself cum and he beats you to the punch. DAMN, I cannot believe he came in 3 minutes!!!
(THE FILIPINO)
TOLERABLE DICK - This is funny dick. He eats major pussy. He eats it so good, your knees feel a little weak. It was good enough to make you shed a tear. Then he puts his dick in, for you to realize that you cannot really feel it!! His stroke is irregular and non-rhythmic. You work with it by riding out on it as if you were in a Wild Wild West Movie. You hold your pelvic real tight and try to visualize the last big dick you had to get your mind off this less than filling dick. It's funny because in the man's mind he'll say, that we just have big pussy's from having too much sex and that is why we cannot feel him. Only for them to forget that the pussy is a muscle that accommodates the size of the penis.
INTERNET DICK - Well, how would we define this type of dick? You see, online they talk a damn good game. You meet and you fuck. The catch is you had an orgasm online, over the phone and a fake orgasm in person. But, there are some Internet dicks that are exceptions to this definition. Bottom line____________. HE COULD NOT MAKE YOU CUM!!
(NEVER DATED INTERNET DICK)
OVERWHELMED DICK - I believe this dick ladies we all can testify to. Like, Whoa! This is the type of dick you misjudged. You saw some signs of weakness in this man. He always caters to you and really does not discuss what he can do in bed with you. When kissing him, you notice you make his knees weak. You hold out on giving him some and tease him. You know what size dick he has because you have either A:given him some mean-ass head. Or B: Stroked it while he was wearing pants or boxers. So, you thought in your mind, "I am going to pussy feed and whip him." Only to find he laid the "SMACK DOWN" on your pussy. He had you in a figure eight. You were so overwhelmed that you could not even speak. Your whole pre-calculated fuck was down the drain. He had more game than you. He was like an energizer bunny that kept going and going. You could not even hang. Now you look at him in a different light.
(THE 19 YEAR OLD, PUDDY, DAMN VIRGOS)
PUNISHABLE DICK - This is the dick that pisses me off the most. You see, the guy you're sleeping with punishes your pussy. If he, had a bad or good day at work, "he punishes your pussy." If he, had a good or bad meal, "he punishes your pussy." If he's pissed off at you, "he punishes your pussy." No matter what, "he punishes your pussy." It is easy to tell if the guy your with falls into this category. He always uses phrases like these when he is fucking you: "DON'T RUN FROM THIS DICK", "AIN'T THIS SOME GOOD DICK, "TELL ME YOU LIKE THIS DICK," "WHAT IS MY NAME," "WHOSE PUSSY THIS BELONGS TO," "I DON'T HEAR YOU TALK! ING SHIT NOW" and finally, "YOU LIKE WHEN DADDY GETS THIS PUSSY AND WHIPS IT!"! While all this is being said, heis literally smacking your ass, fucking your walls sore, sweat is dripping like it was raining and he acts like he is in a fight.
(PUDDY, I even nicknamed him the PUNISHER!!, BUDD...)
GUILTY DICK - Ladies who have cheated on their man temporarily can say, "AMEN" to this type of dick. Ladies, this is the type of dick that makes you cry and confess to your man you fucked someone else. The guilty dick made you want to tell everybody. Guilty dick is in a class of it's on. Guilty dick make you look and feel different about the dick you got at home.Guilty dick made you have multiple orgasms. Made you cry and you had no clue to why. This dick is so intense, when it is being administered it sent you in a trance. He has a slow long stroke, sweats on you, asks you if you're comfortable about six times, you started at 6 PM and it is now going on 9PM and he is not tired and has not cum! yet. He licks on your pussy as if hewas a baby cat licking warm milk, he savors it like you're the main coursemeal, he smells it like fine wine and does not rush from the spot, he flipsyou over and begins licking your pussy from the back and your ass at the same time. He takes his fingers and inserts them in your pussy and looks at you, offers you a taste and begins sucking the ice/cum off of his fingers. By now you're in shock and forgot all about your man. You act as if you wanthim to stop, but the pussy is screaming for more. He has at least two inches more than your man. Guilty dick makes you think in your mind for a split second,"Oh Baby! I am sorry." Guilty dick in the end you try to avoid. When you're back with yourman, you're wondering why he cannot perform like guilty dick. You even havethe nerve to get mad and then instruct him to do what guilty dick did to you.
(PUDDY, PCC when I had a man)
PLEASURABLE DICK - This is good convenient dick. Easy dick. Dick you can call when your body needs a f! ix. You might as well call it "SPLAKEVELLIE." He gives you major head like GUILTY DICK and fucks you like GUILTY DICK.Only thing is, you do not have a man, so you're not feeling guilty. Whenever you call the dick is ready. His dick craves your pussy. This dick is available anytime, anyplace.
(PCC, he called me yesterday, from a new number and it took me a minute to catch his voice. He said"Ohhh, I miss the taste of that pussy..." When he called my name I then realized who he was....)
GOD DAMN DICK! - Ladies, now this is dick that will definitely send you to hell if your not married to it. This dick is just like PLEASURABLE and GUILTY DICK. His dick is any where from 8 to 11inches long and the circumference of a half dollar. This dick makes you numb, cry and pray all at the same time. While he is getting it doggy style you look towards the heavens and say, "GOD DAMN THIS IS SOME GOOD DICK!"!
(19 Year OLD)
CAP'N DICK - This is the gold mine dick. This dick is the dick that you commit yourself too. You do not cheat on it and you keep it a well kept secret. In fact, you constantly crave and feign for this dick. When you get this dick,! you go through covulsions. This is the dick that makes you EVERREADY. You call in sick from work for it. GOSH!!! This dick is so major it is OVERWHELMED DICK, PEASURABLE DICK, GUILTY DICK, and GOD DAMN DICK all in one. This is the dick that you want to put insurance on, just in case anything should happen to it. This dick makes you stutter while speaking and have you nervous for no reason
(PUDDY, 19 YEAR OLD, BUDD)
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
TRUTH OR DARE(RANDOM POST STYLE)
Yall know I'm still Nsane right....
So I am gonna play truth or dare by myself....
TRUTH:
I was very bad this weekend.....
I'm disappointed with Pooby, I can't kick it with him....
He got dreams of being Jeezy or something, he on that same shit PCC was on....
I can't hang at the "trap".
Let alone be seen in public with a "Trap Star".
Niggas is grimy out here and you are fucked up by association.
I have a 19 year old boyfriend...*lol* (Don't laugh, his penis is grown...*lol*)
Nah, forreal though, thats my "work" boyfriend....whatever that means...
It means he gets jealous if I smile at anyone else or show anyone else attention....
I just get fake jealous, I don't care, really, just act like I do....
He does make me feel like I'm back in highschool again....
I haven't smiled this much in a long while...
Oh yea, he's a Virgo and you know how I have a love/hate thing with Virgos...
His smell drives me wild, Lacoste for Men...
But at times I have to switch from girlfriend to mother, cause he's so young...
DARE:
I went to Oak Cliff (the hood divided by 10 in comparison to Chicago's hoods) yesterday to his house.
I really felt like I was in highschool again....
His mother was home, but she one of them young mama's that let her son do whatever in the house...but still....
TRUTH:
I felt strange doing that in his mother's house....
How I look a grown ass woman dogg, going in her son's room to do the do....
I was looking very strange when I left the house....
I couldn't look her in the eye, knowing I was up there molesting, I mean getting molested by her son....*lol*
DARE:
I dare not to bounce back on his shit, cause its waaaay too much for me.....
I did it with a young'n, I'm now officially a chester....*lol*
TRUTH:
I came 6 times....while telling him how he was a "nasty lil boy"....
He does the sound bytes pretty well...
I can't even look at him at work without smiling and vice versa. So I try not to make eye contact.
Besides this girl his age wanted him and she told me, and she noticies how he's always around me.
DARE:
I dare not to do that again, but I know I will, eventually...
But I need about a month or so to heal...
My kidneys are shifted....*lol*
TRUTH:
For some strange reason, I enjoy being on the phone now.
I guess I been out of work so long, I'm happy to service customers and I do it with a smile.
Every customer thanked me for my excellent service today, I feel good helping people.
I just hope I ain't fuck up noone's account and they lights gone get cut off....
DARE:
I will step to you if I hear my name come out yo mouth.
Don't talk shit behind my back, tell me so I can set you straight.
I was bout to cut this drunkard on the bus today...
He asking me "Do I live here?"
"Am I Nigerian?"
Whoo Whoo Whoo...
I snapped off on that nigga and got my shank ready...and called my daddy for back up...
He always ready to throw down....he wish a nigga would!!!!
This fool tried to follow me off the bus and I was talkin bout his ass loud as hell to my daddy....
TRUTH:
I like lil butch dyke, boy looking girls....they are sooo cute....
But I couldn't get with them, they're just nice to look at....
I might not blog as much as I used to or get to read everyone's blog....
Sorry, I just don't have 24 hours to sit at the computer and blog....
DARE:
I dare not to access the internet at work, for non business related activities.
TRUTH:
I wish I could read blogs at work, but too bad....
DARE:
I dare myself to get married.....who me??
TRUTH:
I think I like living like this, at least for right now....
So I am gonna play truth or dare by myself....
TRUTH:
I was very bad this weekend.....
I'm disappointed with Pooby, I can't kick it with him....
He got dreams of being Jeezy or something, he on that same shit PCC was on....
I can't hang at the "trap".
Let alone be seen in public with a "Trap Star".
Niggas is grimy out here and you are fucked up by association.
I have a 19 year old boyfriend...*lol* (Don't laugh, his penis is grown...*lol*)
Nah, forreal though, thats my "work" boyfriend....whatever that means...
It means he gets jealous if I smile at anyone else or show anyone else attention....
I just get fake jealous, I don't care, really, just act like I do....
He does make me feel like I'm back in highschool again....
I haven't smiled this much in a long while...
Oh yea, he's a Virgo and you know how I have a love/hate thing with Virgos...
His smell drives me wild, Lacoste for Men...
But at times I have to switch from girlfriend to mother, cause he's so young...
DARE:
I went to Oak Cliff (the hood divided by 10 in comparison to Chicago's hoods) yesterday to his house.
I really felt like I was in highschool again....
His mother was home, but she one of them young mama's that let her son do whatever in the house...but still....
TRUTH:
I felt strange doing that in his mother's house....
How I look a grown ass woman dogg, going in her son's room to do the do....
I was looking very strange when I left the house....
I couldn't look her in the eye, knowing I was up there molesting, I mean getting molested by her son....*lol*
DARE:
I dare not to bounce back on his shit, cause its waaaay too much for me.....
I did it with a young'n, I'm now officially a chester....*lol*
TRUTH:
I came 6 times....while telling him how he was a "nasty lil boy"....
He does the sound bytes pretty well...
I can't even look at him at work without smiling and vice versa. So I try not to make eye contact.
Besides this girl his age wanted him and she told me, and she noticies how he's always around me.
DARE:
I dare not to do that again, but I know I will, eventually...
But I need about a month or so to heal...
My kidneys are shifted....*lol*
TRUTH:
For some strange reason, I enjoy being on the phone now.
I guess I been out of work so long, I'm happy to service customers and I do it with a smile.
Every customer thanked me for my excellent service today, I feel good helping people.
I just hope I ain't fuck up noone's account and they lights gone get cut off....
DARE:
I will step to you if I hear my name come out yo mouth.
Don't talk shit behind my back, tell me so I can set you straight.
I was bout to cut this drunkard on the bus today...
He asking me "Do I live here?"
"Am I Nigerian?"
Whoo Whoo Whoo...
I snapped off on that nigga and got my shank ready...and called my daddy for back up...
He always ready to throw down....he wish a nigga would!!!!
This fool tried to follow me off the bus and I was talkin bout his ass loud as hell to my daddy....
TRUTH:
I like lil butch dyke, boy looking girls....they are sooo cute....
But I couldn't get with them, they're just nice to look at....
I might not blog as much as I used to or get to read everyone's blog....
Sorry, I just don't have 24 hours to sit at the computer and blog....
DARE:
I dare not to access the internet at work, for non business related activities.
TRUTH:
I wish I could read blogs at work, but too bad....
DARE:
I dare myself to get married.....who me??
TRUTH:
I think I like living like this, at least for right now....
Thursday, October 05, 2006
ANOTHER RANDOM THOUGHTS POST(DARE)
****EDITED TO INCLUDE MISSY'S DARE*****
I love these cause I don't have to format them, I just let my fingers go to work, as my mind wonders...
Since RobMack called me out....
I work at a Utilites Company...Customer Service....I been there for 3 weeks....
I'm just happy to have something to do with my time other than blogging....
Only if blogging paid the bills....
Why do I seem to attract thugs?(Feel free to voice your opinion)
I be dressed oh so professional, but these gold teeth, red wearing, booty do having thugs still approach me....(prolly cause I say, I be...*lol*)
Red= Almost all the young thugs wear red, cause they claim to be "BLOODS"...
Booty Do= Half Fro Half Fade, the front is a fade, the back is a fro....but they call them shags....I don't know why they wear that on that head, but, its a Dallas thang....just pick one or the other, Fro or Fade...
Whats up with that?
The ladies at work said, I look a a thug, thats why...even with my business professional clothes on, I still look rough....whatever, yall know me better than them chickens, yall tell me!
My face doesn't look thuggish, I don't think...
Monday through Thursday, I look professional and there's a certain demeanor one must have when dressed in that fashion.
I don't use ebonics unless I'm keeping it in the vernacular....
But these fools don't know how I talk, til they approach me and I have to tell them in a language they understand, I'm straight...
Its either thugs or old ass men who approach me.....
Not old and gray, just older than what I am willing to date....
I hate when I'm walking, on the phone, and niggas still tryna holla....
"NIGGA DON'T YOU SEE ME ON THE PHONE?"
I try not to be rude, but today I got rude....
I'm walking to Derry's house ,my bad, he told me not to call him that, Pooby's house(which is around the corner from my job) on my lunch hour, talking to Pooby on the phone, so he can meet me, and this fool drives alongside me talking bout "Whats up?"
With a nasty ass attitude, "I'm on the phone!"
Pooby, "Who is that?"( He senses my change in tone)
Still nasty, "I'on't know, SOMEBODY,SHIT!"(The guy in the car heard this and skeeted off)
Pooby, "OK, HERE I COME!!!"
That is just so rude, where are your manners? I could be on a business call, fucking asshole!
No, I didn't get any on my lunch hour....
I wanted to, but I refuse to be late.....
Plus I need more than an hour....
Why is it that all I have to do is hug the nigga and he is instantly on brick?
I'm tryna hold out as long as I can, but its been 5 weeks.....
And when the "Henny's(Remy's) in the system, ain't no telling/Will I fuck em or will I diss em/Thats what I be yelling......I'm a pimp by blood, not relation"
So we are to go out this weekend.....
While 2Pac is to be planning his "Big Escape" this weekend.....now he gets NATHAN.....whether its the Henny in the system or not....go home to yo woman...
Did I tell yall how he ran outta the house on Sunday?
He came out with his house shoes still on....
He was on the phone one minute, then in 3 minutes he was at the door....
It takes at least 10 mins to get here....
Why did this girl at work ask me could she eat me?
And I thought I was bold?........
No thanks, I like LOVE penis VERY VERY MUCH THANK YOU!!!!
Why is that lil 19 year old's penis so long? Down to his knee?
How do I know?
Cause he showed me his print through his pants....
(MISSY DARED ME TO DO THIS!!!!)
He said the pants I had on made him that way.....
I need to find a new seat.....*lol*
I almost fell out of my seat when I saw it....
Some men go through their whole life and will never see as many inches....
Budd really wants me to come home and soon....
I miss him too...
But business first!
I blew him a kiss through the phone...
He said that was sooo lame....*lol*
I can't wait til Saturday.
Me and Kaeven are going to the "show"(thats what they call it in Chicago), aka the movies, to see "Everybody's Hero"....and if he's good, I might take him to Chuckie Cheese....
Kaeven looks so cute in his school uniform.....looks like a professional grown man.....*sigh*
Everybody loves Kaeven!!!
He is the star at his school, when he comes in, all you hear is "KAEVEN!!!!"
Did I tell yall he got a white girlfriend?
He likes the way she flips her hair.....
As long as he likes girls, I'm cool with that....
No wait, he has 3 girlfriends, but he likes the white one the best....
I love avocado on my burgers....
I'm making fried chicken breasts sandwiches tonite, with avocado....FII BUSINESS!!!
Well, I'll holla at yall at a later junction...
BE EASY, with yall COOCHIE ASSES...*lol*
(Yea, I'm back...*lol*)
I love these cause I don't have to format them, I just let my fingers go to work, as my mind wonders...
Since RobMack called me out....
I work at a Utilites Company...Customer Service....I been there for 3 weeks....
I'm just happy to have something to do with my time other than blogging....
Only if blogging paid the bills....
Why do I seem to attract thugs?(Feel free to voice your opinion)
I be dressed oh so professional, but these gold teeth, red wearing, booty do having thugs still approach me....(prolly cause I say, I be...*lol*)
Red= Almost all the young thugs wear red, cause they claim to be "BLOODS"...
Booty Do= Half Fro Half Fade, the front is a fade, the back is a fro....but they call them shags....I don't know why they wear that on that head, but, its a Dallas thang....just pick one or the other, Fro or Fade...
Whats up with that?
The ladies at work said, I look a a thug, thats why...even with my business professional clothes on, I still look rough....whatever, yall know me better than them chickens, yall tell me!
My face doesn't look thuggish, I don't think...
Monday through Thursday, I look professional and there's a certain demeanor one must have when dressed in that fashion.
I don't use ebonics unless I'm keeping it in the vernacular....
But these fools don't know how I talk, til they approach me and I have to tell them in a language they understand, I'm straight...
Its either thugs or old ass men who approach me.....
Not old and gray, just older than what I am willing to date....
I hate when I'm walking, on the phone, and niggas still tryna holla....
"NIGGA DON'T YOU SEE ME ON THE PHONE?"
I try not to be rude, but today I got rude....
I'm walking to Derry's house ,my bad, he told me not to call him that, Pooby's house(which is around the corner from my job) on my lunch hour, talking to Pooby on the phone, so he can meet me, and this fool drives alongside me talking bout "Whats up?"
With a nasty ass attitude, "I'm on the phone!"
Pooby, "Who is that?"( He senses my change in tone)
Still nasty, "I'on't know, SOMEBODY,SHIT!"(The guy in the car heard this and skeeted off)
Pooby, "OK, HERE I COME!!!"
That is just so rude, where are your manners? I could be on a business call, fucking asshole!
No, I didn't get any on my lunch hour....
I wanted to, but I refuse to be late.....
Plus I need more than an hour....
Why is it that all I have to do is hug the nigga and he is instantly on brick?
I'm tryna hold out as long as I can, but its been 5 weeks.....
And when the "Henny's(Remy's) in the system, ain't no telling/Will I fuck em or will I diss em/Thats what I be yelling......I'm a pimp by blood, not relation"
So we are to go out this weekend.....
While 2Pac is to be planning his "Big Escape" this weekend.....now he gets NATHAN.....whether its the Henny in the system or not....go home to yo woman...
Did I tell yall how he ran outta the house on Sunday?
He came out with his house shoes still on....
He was on the phone one minute, then in 3 minutes he was at the door....
It takes at least 10 mins to get here....
Why did this girl at work ask me could she eat me?
And I thought I was bold?........
No thanks, I like LOVE penis VERY VERY MUCH THANK YOU!!!!
Why is that lil 19 year old's penis so long? Down to his knee?
How do I know?
Cause he showed me his print through his pants....
(MISSY DARED ME TO DO THIS!!!!)
He said the pants I had on made him that way.....
I need to find a new seat.....*lol*
I almost fell out of my seat when I saw it....
Some men go through their whole life and will never see as many inches....
Budd really wants me to come home and soon....
I miss him too...
But business first!
I blew him a kiss through the phone...
He said that was sooo lame....*lol*
I can't wait til Saturday.
Me and Kaeven are going to the "show"(thats what they call it in Chicago), aka the movies, to see "Everybody's Hero"....and if he's good, I might take him to Chuckie Cheese....
Kaeven looks so cute in his school uniform.....looks like a professional grown man.....*sigh*
Everybody loves Kaeven!!!
He is the star at his school, when he comes in, all you hear is "KAEVEN!!!!"
Did I tell yall he got a white girlfriend?
He likes the way she flips her hair.....
As long as he likes girls, I'm cool with that....
No wait, he has 3 girlfriends, but he likes the white one the best....
I love avocado on my burgers....
I'm making fried chicken breasts sandwiches tonite, with avocado....FII BUSINESS!!!
Well, I'll holla at yall at a later junction...
BE EASY, with yall COOCHIE ASSES...*lol*
(Yea, I'm back...*lol*)
Monday, October 02, 2006
RANDOM THOUGHTS
DID YOU SEE THEM BEARS KICK THE SHIT OUTTA THE SUPERBOWL contenders ASS LAST NIGHT? Hassan I know you were live at the game!!!
37-6!!!!!
So the Seahawks runningback was injured....but would it have really made a big difference????
GO BEARS GO!!!!
My dad is hoarse from his screaming.....
2Pac finally was able to ditch his girl, to get to me....
He came to watch the game, he thought I would be joing him....but little did he know I wouldn't be watching the game with him and my dad....
He left at halftime, but had I stayed, he would've stayed....
I kinda wanted to see him, but he has to recognize, I ain't his dip off....
"Good game, wrong lame...."
I kicked it with some homegirls from work and then went to see "my long lost love".
He doesn't look a day over 25.....his old 31 year old ass...
His skin is still smooth....
He still smells good....
Keeps a clean house....
Dresses fresh to death....
So we made out....
If you know me, then you know what my making out entails....
But the crimson tide is here....
He promised to "kill me" at a later junction...
When we used to date back in 2000, I was tooo young to go to the clubs.......Now we gone have a FUNKY (fonky) GOOD TIME...
Finally, I have someone to hit the strip clubs with.....and then we can go home and "kill" each other afterwards....
Puddy is an asshole....
Instead of answering my phonecall, he insisted on texting me bullshit....
While I'm making out.......last night...
Then from 83o am to 230pm, while we were at work....
Still til this day, he's the only one to make me say "Gooly Goo Goo"...*lol*
I stayed up til 5am this morning, had to be to work at 9am...
Didn't hear my alarm, was 40 minutes late, SHIT!!!
So when you're late for work you have to sing in front of the class....
But I rapped...the first verse of "Grammy Family" and the class was loving it....
Its all my dads fault, having me up singing old school dusties with him, chopping it up, and drinking, once I arrived home.
He thought I would call off.....
UMMMM, Hell NAW!!!
I popped 2 NoDoze and I was good!
Everybody is loving my Limited Edition Air Max 90s......they ain't never seen them before....and never will!
The dumb ass unemployment office finally sent me my FUCKIN CHECK, jerk offs....
I'm fake ballin now!
I was broke than a joke just a minute ago....
Now I can go OUT OUT this weekend...
I refuse to go to the club unless I can stunt hard, I gotta represent for the CHI!
I'm starting to talk like I'm from N'awlins....
Hanging around my homegirls and "my long lost love"....
Budd misses the hell outta me....he calls me every week....
I miss home, a little, but a lot....
I finally got my phone back on....
I quit making credit card payment/writing checks when I know funds are NSF....trying to beat checks and debits to the bank.....after 2morrow....
I love "Wing Stop"... Friday Fish Frys and FOOD FOOD FOOD....
Alize cognac is aiight, but thats all I could afford, next weekend, its Hennessy!!
Blogging and MySpace has lost its luster...
People be tripping on me cause I call everybody Joe....but now they starting to use this ChiTown slang....
Okay....I'm done for now.....
37-6!!!!!
So the Seahawks runningback was injured....but would it have really made a big difference????
GO BEARS GO!!!!
My dad is hoarse from his screaming.....
2Pac finally was able to ditch his girl, to get to me....
He came to watch the game, he thought I would be joing him....but little did he know I wouldn't be watching the game with him and my dad....
He left at halftime, but had I stayed, he would've stayed....
I kinda wanted to see him, but he has to recognize, I ain't his dip off....
"Good game, wrong lame...."
I kicked it with some homegirls from work and then went to see "my long lost love".
He doesn't look a day over 25.....his old 31 year old ass...
His skin is still smooth....
He still smells good....
Keeps a clean house....
Dresses fresh to death....
So we made out....
If you know me, then you know what my making out entails....
But the crimson tide is here....
He promised to "kill me" at a later junction...
When we used to date back in 2000, I was tooo young to go to the clubs.......Now we gone have a FUNKY (fonky) GOOD TIME...
Finally, I have someone to hit the strip clubs with.....and then we can go home and "kill" each other afterwards....
Puddy is an asshole....
Instead of answering my phonecall, he insisted on texting me bullshit....
While I'm making out.......last night...
Then from 83o am to 230pm, while we were at work....
Still til this day, he's the only one to make me say "Gooly Goo Goo"...*lol*
I stayed up til 5am this morning, had to be to work at 9am...
Didn't hear my alarm, was 40 minutes late, SHIT!!!
So when you're late for work you have to sing in front of the class....
But I rapped...the first verse of "Grammy Family" and the class was loving it....
Its all my dads fault, having me up singing old school dusties with him, chopping it up, and drinking, once I arrived home.
He thought I would call off.....
UMMMM, Hell NAW!!!
I popped 2 NoDoze and I was good!
Everybody is loving my Limited Edition Air Max 90s......they ain't never seen them before....and never will!
The dumb ass unemployment office finally sent me my FUCKIN CHECK, jerk offs....
I'm fake ballin now!
I was broke than a joke just a minute ago....
Now I can go OUT OUT this weekend...
I refuse to go to the club unless I can stunt hard, I gotta represent for the CHI!
I'm starting to talk like I'm from N'awlins....
Hanging around my homegirls and "my long lost love"....
Budd misses the hell outta me....he calls me every week....
I miss home, a little, but a lot....
I finally got my phone back on....
I quit making credit card payment/writing checks when I know funds are NSF....trying to beat checks and debits to the bank.....after 2morrow....
I love "Wing Stop"... Friday Fish Frys and FOOD FOOD FOOD....
Alize cognac is aiight, but thats all I could afford, next weekend, its Hennessy!!
Blogging and MySpace has lost its luster...
People be tripping on me cause I call everybody Joe....but now they starting to use this ChiTown slang....
Okay....I'm done for now.....
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I didn't know my butt was that big....
"Damn Tam, I didn't know you was holding like that!"- a dude
Two seconds earlier...
This girl, my homegirl, comes behind me and pokes both of my butt cheeks....
"Whats all this? Whats this?"
Of course I grabbed her ass back...*lol*
She also said....
"You make me feel gay cause I'm always staring at yo butt"
Some other random chic...
"You got a big ghetto booty, a Tamenika ass...."
D.T, young tender, co-signs....
The gay girl...
"I love you in them jeans"
I'm just saying, I'm in the South, home of collard green and cornbread feed asses, I didn't realize my butt was that big...cause its not...
I'm just well-proportioned...