Friday, May 05, 2006

LOVE, SEX, & EATING BONES



This was the movie I was watching when Puddy made his booty call...

If Puddy and I had a movie, it would be called.......
"Love, Sex, and Eating Subs..."
That was our favorite meal in the morning before work, whoever arrived first would grab the other's breakfast.
We even ate subs to cure our hangovers, when we woke up in the morning, ready for another "BIG BANGIN" session...*lol*


Thinking in retrospect...
We violated all rules of a strictly sexual relationship.

Refer to Southern Girl's "How to Separate" Post...
1. Kissing...
2. Cuddling...
3. Sleepovers...
4. Dating...
5. Talking on the phone, everyday between 2-6 hours...
6. Following each other home from work, while we talked on the phone...
7. Raw Sex...
8. Hot, Spicy, No Holds Barred Sex...(no wonder he's #1 on my get hit list...as long as its on my terms...)


Sorry, I'm horny...back to the movie review...*lol*


I used to have a crush on Hill Harper fine ass....
Anyway, he stars in this film as a porn addict.
I know many men who can relate to this...*lol*


This is his favorite porn star...
Why? I don't know....


He then meets this chic, Marlyne Aflac (she's pretty). Who of course is a reserved woman...
I didn't realize that many women hate porn...

Anyway, he was so addicted to porn that he couldn't have sex with her, he couldn't get it up.

He'd rather beat his meat...

Until one day they tired watching the porno together, which wasn't successful at all....

I won't give the movie away...but I think its a good movie to see...

You can catch it on ON DEMAND or in your local video store...

If you have seen this movie tell me what you think?
If not, I recommend it.....

10 comments:

MZPEACH said...

First!

MZPEACH said...

Okay, I'll try to check it out this weekend.

Janelle said...

I saw this movie but I could not remember what the name of it was...thanks!

Anonymous said...

Yeah Hill harper is a nice looking man..yes yes...did you buy his book?

Insane--you and your freaky tales...I read the one below...and my mouth is open...lol u wild

Anonymous said...

OH and what you know bout Christion............????????? HUH

The Brown Blogger said...

I used to watch Marlyne when she was a VJ on the Fuse Network... Canadian ass, but I think she from here...

I would watch her show up until she made that movie and started acting full time.

You can catch her on 'The Wire' now, and I'm still checking for her. Ol' Hatian ass

And how can you forget that dude was snacking all on the gristle and the marrow... that was the jist of the flick!

Sim1 said...

Long Time...

I doubt LOVE, SEX, & EATING BONES
will be in my local video store....we represent 2% of the UK population...suffice to say the establishment isn't going to cater to our needs!

Anyhoo Good Luck with the job situation!!

btw I closed down my myspace page...I'm spending way too much time online....trying to excercise some discipline!!

Anyhoo until the next blog!

ListenToLeon.net said...

I saw this in the video store, but I didn't rent it. I like a lot of Hill Harper's stuff. Even though he'll be in a lot of low-budget films that most folks have never heard of, he's pretty selective about the roles he chooses, so they tend to be good.

I'll definitely check this out sometime this week.

All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said...

lol rules what rules

Miz JJ said...

Porn is cheezy. I saw this movie and couldn't understand what she saw in him. She was an attractive, intelligent woman and he was this loser who watched porn all the time.