Cause I'm horny and sexually deprived....
Why did I download Karrine Steffans and Mr. Marcus's movie?
Cause I wanted to see her technique which is nothing more than my techinique...*lol*
Why does Eve and Nelly have a 45 second feature on there?
Cause they freaks...I knew it!
Why does R. Kelly like eating asses out?
Cause he likes his breath to smell shitty....I hope those girls do like me and shower after a bowel movement....
Why did I see my child's father this weekend?
Because, that was one of the many wishes of my son for his birthday...
Why is that nigga as big as the Incredible Hulk and his biceps are big as my head?
Cause he benching 315lbs...
Why did he kiss me in my mouth?
Cause he horny as fuck...
Why did he ask me to go to the bathroom, wipe the aroma from my vagina and give him the paper towel?
So he can use it to get his money later on, while he smells it....
Why did I do it too?
Cause it was the least I could do...
Why did I insert my finger into my vagina and put in it in his mouth?
So he could have a taste..*lol*.and cause I'm nasty...*lol*
Why did the mailroom not allow me to send him a copy of my "Beauty is a Beast" blog?
Because they said it was sexually explicit material...
Well why the hell does he have a copy of one of Zane's novels?
Cause the system is ass backwards....
Why am I scared to have sex with him?
Cause he's been locked up since last May...
Why haven't I talked to PCC in weeks and his phone was disconnected?
Cause he was in the County, like I figured...
Why did he call me as soon as he bonded out?
Cause he wanted some...
Why couldn't I give him none, when I wanted to so badly?
Cause the Crimson Tide is here....too bad.
Why was he the last person I slept with?
Because I wanted it that way.....
Why the hell was he locked up?
For illegal use of a firearm....his crazy ass...
Why did my Filipino ex-lover call me today?
Because he said he was thinking about me and he had missed me.
What was he thinking about in particular?
My big ass and titties and how we used to dip off at work and get our groove on....
Why is he so fascinated with my ass and tits?
Cause I'm his first black girl and I guess Filipina women ain't stacked like they black... (and vice versa)
Why was I thinking about his little penis?
Cause I get turned on my the weirdest things and his was so cute and little...*lol*
Why am I talking like this?
Cause I saw a funny episode of Seinfeld last night and if you saw it too, you would catch the references....
Why did that episode have me rolling last night?
Cause it was hella funny...*lol*
"Do you think they think I was just being folksy?" - George
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OK, since I'm a Seinfeld expert, I'm guessing it's the episode where Elaine and Jerry were excited that the couple (the dude from Princess Bride and the chick from Will and Grace) broke up...so they both pounced on them and the dude asked questions to himself and answered them to himself, which is one of the reasons that irked Grace about him. He even had Elaine speaking like him. "Do I see us being together for a while?...I don't see why not"...lol
The funniest part is where Elaine and Jerry jumped on George and George showed up a Grace's house with his hair all jacked up.
"You could have done a LOT better than this guy"
Hey Babygirl, I loved tha way you flowed that. Im glad you took care of babydad like that, that was REAL.
lmaof. You stuck your finger in yo coochie and let baby daddy taste it? Yeah YOU NASTY!!!! I LIKE IT!!!!!
On the real you need to get your nuts out the sand and get some before you start sticking your finger in the mailmans mouth..lol
Jenesis - *lol*
I Like Liqour & TV- Yes, that is the episode, wasn't that shit hilarious....
I was rolling when George showed up all fucked up....*roflmao*
Then when George packed up all his fiancee shit, cause he thought she was gone leave him...*lol* The way he replaced the artpiece to the shelf...*lol*
The dance Elaine and Jerry did when they found out the couple was getting a divorce...*lol*
THOSE TIGHT ASS PANTS Kramer had on...*roflmao*
I'm glad someone is there with me...
BossMack - Where my shirts at nigga? But yea, you know I'mma always keep it gully...
Mr.Slish - You crazy...*lol*
I seen that superhead clip, she wasn't nothing special
Why do I feel like I've just been hypnotized? I was laughing at a lot of that way harder than I should have been.
Yeah, LimeWire got some good stuff... bt remember it aint the software, it's the other peverted muh fuhs that share the platform with us.
Yeah.
I love peverted muh fuhs that ain't scurred to share their porn.
lol - girl you nasty! you need to stop depriving yourself... it's not fair!! you deserve to get some every now-n-again...
YEah i seen that clip too...and i Can do that....she looked like she was WRINGING his pee pee it kinda looked painful......
Hey Im a NEGROPINO and I aint got no HOO HOOS but I got an APPLE...ask about me!!!!!!!!I never had an Asian lover so is the myth ture?
im looking for a woman that can give throat, and we both sexually deprived and horney, not to mention i go to sleep and wake up every day with my dic beatting on my navel
You are talking like that...because you are nsane lee sane! LOL!
She's A Dope One - Girl me too, when they are on black men...But I gave him a pass, since he was my first Asian....besides, I got me some Ben Wa Balls and the little dick felt just fine...*lol*
T.Cas - I am very disappointed myself. I thought I was gonna learn a new trick or two. But she wasn't nothing special, besides, she didn't suck it like she meant it, her attitude about sucking it was all wrong. She need to stick to videos cause porn is not her cup of tea. She was stiff as a board and was not "acting" like she like it at least.....
Being Mama Daily- Thanks for stopping by...
Hassan - Of course LimeWire is a medium for file sharing...duh...
TTD- Yea, every now and again...I guess...*lol*
FreeAgent- I know right, I was scared she was gonna scrape him with her ring...*lol* She need a new trick or something to be called "Superhead". She even choked when he stick it all the way down her throat...she wasn't supposed to choke....I don't choke...*lol*
Torrance- OooooooKay....you might wanna holla at MySpace, I'm sure you could find someone to met that profile....
LuvinMe - I know right...*lol*
That was like one of the realest posts I've ever read...ever...
Why was that a refreshing blog read? Because the concept was different! LOL!!!
OK, my mouth dropped with the whole paper towel thing...Niggas...LOL!!! You gotta give the man what he wants.
I didn't know Nelly and Eve had a video out. Hmmm... Girl, I watched Karrine, too. She ain't doing nothing special she just can hold her breath under water longer than normal...LOL! Giving head is definitely an Art and not a Science.
Charles and Chris - Thanks for stopping by....glad you enjoyed....
Dynasty - I knew you was a FREAK!!...*lol*
Talking bout its an Art, not a Science, you are sooo right....I missed her holding her breathe I guess...I didn't see nothing spectacular about her at all...
RobMack- You so crazy...*lol*
She was aiight, I've seen way better head from white girls on porn...
I watch porn for entertainment and learning purposes, she showed me nothing new or exciting....I would emulate her if she was doing something, but she was doing the shit I already know how to do...I thought she was gonna have some type of "jaws of life" technique or something.....wow...she's spits, ok, so do I...
I didn't see nothing new thats all...but she didn't seem interested which through me off, the movie wasn't exciting because she didn't even feign interest or pleasure for that matter.....
Loved this post Insanely!!!
Does it lookk like I have a mustache in this picture Insanely?..lol.
Now you know I want to see that eve and nelly 45 sec clip? Bet.
Aw man, when Jerry an Elaine are doing that happy dance, snapping in the air, it's sooo funny.
And Kramer with those tight jeans..rofl..walking like Frankenstein
How about at the end when Mickey the midget is laying in bed pretending to be that little boy, then the mom comes in and says goodnight..and he goes "Good night", in his deep scruffy voice..too funny...then the mom screams and then they cut back to Jerry in his apt "I bet this has something to do with Kramer"
Wow. Karrine's technique is Carmel's technique, too.
KZ
I Like Liquor TV, Yes, those was all of the parts I was cracking up laughing so loud....I was trying to find a Video Clip so everyone can be where we are with ours...*lol*
Brandy, I can't enlarge the picture....I can't really see it, but you look cute from here....
Zed, Thats all it takes to get you off...thats easy...*lol*
Holla!
Please on my drawers I had to pause and yeah, I still don't trust him!! Hell yeah.
Girl, the girl rapper came by my blog and said she liked it..lol. Yep she commented to, but not on the right post. Folk you have to get myspace. I NEED YOU. You and Tj.
Tell me where to download the porn at. I want to see both of them.
police on my darwers...typing when crunk is worse than driving while drunk.
AWWWWW, don't bite. I just made that up. YeaH!
GP you silly...."please on my drawers?", that sounds nasty....
I got myspace even though I'm never there, thats where all the freaks who want to met go....
Give me your myspace address.
Luv the line:
Why did I insert my finger into my vagina and put in it in his mouth?
So he could have a taste..*lol*.and cause I'm nasty...*lol*
My thoughts exactly
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